Comments on: An Old Lady Horror Story: Use It Or Lose It, Girls

By: vermontsburning

vermontsburning — Tue, 06 May 2008 20:40:51 +0000

is that anything like “your mom’s box”?

not spam:

By: trixiefromtoronto

trixiefromtoronto — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:05:19 +0000

Good question. I am not sure. I have never had a discussion about it with her, I am too sickened and have relied on my sister for information. I guess, due to usage, nothing had sealed over the urethra.

**shudder**

By: edie

edie — Mon, 05 May 2008 04:36:57 +0000

Possibly naïve question, but how does she pee? I’m heeding the warning and not googling it.

By: myrtlebeachbum

myrtlebeachbum — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:54:29 +0000

Use it or lose it.

Use it and loose it.

Who wins? No one.

By: laia

laia — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:18:07 +0000

LipstickLibrarian: I heard it too.
I’m pretty certain I’m gonna have nightmares tonight. I might have to go to sleep with a separator every night to quell the fears of waking up sealed.

By: trixiefromtoronto

trixiefromtoronto — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:47:15 +0000

It will be very muffled, the monologue from this vagina.

By: katastic

katastic — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:13:51 +0000

Trixie, now you’re just enabling me.

By: inchworm

inchworm — Sun, 04 May 2008 23:33:08 +0000

this should be the next vagina monologue.

By: Scoregasm

Scoregasm — Sun, 04 May 2008 22:54:52 +0000

This was exactly the kind of thing I was referring to the other day when I was explaining to my boyfriend why I sometimes scream in my sleep. I get enough nightmare fuel from y’all to last me through the next millennium.

By: LipstickLibrarian

LipstickLibrarian — Sun, 04 May 2008 21:13:33 +0000

“Because her labia had sealed up!!!!”

Does anyone else hear the Psycho shower music when they read that?

Because I’m a glutton for punishment, I just did a Google image search. I am now afraid of child porn charges, and kind of wish I’d seen elderly fused labia instead.