Yeah, I watched some of the Wimbledon final yesterday. But quite honestly, I was too enthralled by Nadal’s magnificently toned and tanned arms to take much notice about who actually won the match that many are calling the best Wimbledon final ever played.
Maybe it’s because I’m heading to Spain in a day, but I’ve got Nadal fever, and it’s got nothing to do with tennis.
July 7, 2008 at 3:38 pm
He’s a badass, isn’t he?
July 7, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Is he? I only see his arms.
July 7, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Yeah, but his Serve Face is creepola. Maybe I should just concentrate on what’s going on below the neck?
July 7, 2008 at 3:53 pm
@es-kk-mo: Creepola as in Christian Bale in American Psycho, not Bobcat Goldthwait in One Crazy Summer. Meaning, I’d still hit some balls with him.
July 7, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Honestly, his face doesn’t do a ton for me. I’ll take Marat Safin on that front. But his arms? Ohhhhhh his arms …….
July 7, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Yes, but the real question is; which is more fucking hilarious to listen to, women’s tennis or men’s?
Women’s: “ANGH! AANNNGGHHH!”
Men’s: “UNGH! UNGH! HRR,UUUNNNGGHHHHH!!”
July 7, 2008 at 4:51 pm
His serve face is uh, intense. So are his serve AAAAUUUGHOOUUGHHs. But if you see him off the court in an interview, he’s an iron-enriched angel cake. Rafa’s a baby god here in Spain. I have to admit I have a major crush on Federer (who’s weird too on the court, but a gentleman and quite handsome in real life). We’re quite happy today in Spain after Rafa’s very dramatic win yesterday. And Trix, you’re going to love it here….
July 7, 2008 at 6:50 pm
You should post the new pics of the Spanish National Football Team shirtless. It’s a great year for Spain :)
July 7, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Nodoubt: I can’t find them, otherwise your wish would be my command!
July 7, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Trixie, I have told you and told you and told you.
It is all about watching the women in their short dresses. Please get on top, er…see the top post.
July 7, 2008 at 11:09 pm
@kadinsky
I’m gonna go with Men’s tennis being more hilarious. I feel like the woman are summoning some deep inner strength and I giggle like a 12-year old watching the men’s just waiting for someone to yell out “THAT’S RIGHT! WHO’S YOUR DADDY! I WANNA HEAR YOU MOAN UGHH UGGHHHH MY SERVE IS KILLER!”
July 8, 2008 at 8:14 am
@Trixie — Team Marat here, too! That match was incredible; I didn’t think either could look any hotter, until they showed ultimate grace and sportsmanship at the very end. Who knew?
July 8, 2008 at 9:56 am
TakeBack: I have had a scorching case of the hots for Marat Safin for years. Good God that man is magnificent.
July 8, 2008 at 12:01 pm
@Trixie hah I should’ve specified they’re screencaps of a vid. <a href=”http://www.ohlalamag.com/en/2008/07/the-spanish-soccer-team-for-nike.html”
July 8, 2008 at 2:59 pm
es-ki-mo, I couldn’t agree more about Rafa’s serve face. I found myself wondering during the match if that was also his o-face, and if so, could I handle it. Then I realized he’s all of 22 years old, and if I were ever again lucky enough to bed a 22-year-old who’s built like Rafa, I really wouldn’t give a shit what his o-face looked like.
What a great fucking match, though. I couldn’t take my eyes off of it. I was sad that Roger didn’t break the consecutive titles record, but Rafa was a deserving winner.
July 8, 2008 at 3:37 pm
One word: YUMMY
July 8, 2008 at 4:25 pm
two words: marat safin.
July 9, 2008 at 12:31 am
erggggg … you are so RIGHT!