I know Wimbledon’s over and he lost. And I couldn’t care less. Because Marat Safin is the winner of the worldwide Hottie Von Goddamned Scorching Hot Hottie Sweepstakes. I can’t WAIT until the U.S. Open when we can see some more of this:
Or perhaps some of this:
Or, when he’s resting off-court, some of this:



July 9, 2008 at 7:56 am
Now that’s a serve face.
Serve me, please, you Russian Adonis!
July 9, 2008 at 8:03 am
Oh yeah.
July 9, 2008 at 8:29 am
Marat is the shiznit. Just when I was thinking about the pros of the sapphic life from the very convincing threads below, you remind me why I will always be hetero - Exhibit A - Marat Suckme. No, really.
July 9, 2008 at 8:31 am
Exactly, wassup. I was getting so hot and bothered in the lezzie thread that I needed to post a reminder of why I still love the dong.
Hello Marat Safin!
July 9, 2008 at 8:34 am
oh shit. yeah, imma need summa that, stat.
July 9, 2008 at 8:34 am
Hotter than the fucking sun.
July 9, 2008 at 8:44 am
I can’t tear my eyes off that first photo. I want to lick the sweat off his navel, and then continue south. Oh my!
July 9, 2008 at 8:46 am
Hell yes!!! Breakfast, lunch, and dinner, serve it right up!
July 9, 2008 at 8:49 am
Seriously.
You do NOT want me getting any work done today, do you.
Yeah, I’ll be going back to these pics ALL day.
Yeah baby.
July 9, 2008 at 9:00 am
Holy shit, that man is smoking hot! Why am I not watching tennis, again?
July 9, 2008 at 9:07 am
Can we organize a worldwide Hottie Von Goddamned Scorching Hot Hottie Sweepstakes “Prize Patrol”? And if so, can I be Ed McMahon and go to Marat’s house with, er, “balloons”?
July 9, 2008 at 9:35 am
Trixie,
Can we not declare a winner of the “worldwide Hottie Von Goddamned Scorching Hot Hottie Sweepstakes” just yet? I mean so that we can review some others.
Bless you for this.
July 9, 2008 at 9:38 am
Yes, he is quite divine. The Wimbledon girls winner, Laura Robson, is apparently obsessed with him as well. Cutest thing ever. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/2254969/Laura-Robson-is-stood-up-for-the-Champions-Ball.html
Marat, you’re not too old for me! Write me a letter!
July 9, 2008 at 9:40 am
that’s what i’m talkin’ about Trixie!
July 9, 2008 at 9:40 am
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July 9, 2008 at 9:59 am
This boy does NOT look gross and stupid. Sweaty, maybe.
July 9, 2008 at 10:01 am
if i could nominate this post for some post-of-the-day award i would.
i want this whole thing in poster form plastering my bedroom walls.
July 9, 2008 at 10:46 am
Damn.
July 9, 2008 at 11:28 am
Hellooooo, daddy.
If only they played the US Open shirtless.
July 9, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Yummy…love the current crop of non-American tennis players (except James Blake - he can play tennis in my court anytime). I am a tennis junkie going back to even before Andre Agassi. I am old.
July 9, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Missviola? Bjorn Borg was my first serious crush. Those legs and that ass. Oh my.
July 9, 2008 at 8:58 pm
I am old enough to be his mother, so I will just smile quietly to myself. How lovely he is.
July 9, 2008 at 10:16 pm
@trixie: Not trying to make you feel old, but Bjorn was also my mom’s greatest love. She still has a beach towel that was fake-signed by him. It is threadbare, but still in use. He is all sorts of handsome.
July 9, 2008 at 11:58 pm
@amazonredheadedubervixen: they totally need to do that. *sigh* all the grunting…
July 10, 2008 at 1:31 am
that’s how i rest when i’m off-court.
really.