Cute shoes!
No, wait, that is an inappropriate response. I am strangely attracted to the “Fuck You, Fuck Me” shoes…but I would rather have some that say: I will fuck you up.
I’m gonna start my own cable access show called “Ripping it Off with es-ki-mo,” where I’ll recreate all of these with Payless shoes, Sharpie markers, pipe cleaners, lace and duct tape.
Other episodes in the series:
Rip off your Favorite 5 Star Meal - with McDonalds scraps, bacon and liquids in squeeze bottles.
Rip off a designer kitchen - by pulling out pictures from Arch. Digest and taping them to your walls.
@BAngieB: I think I saw a girl wearing those on the subway one day! (I don’t think they were metallic, though) I did a double-take. “Oh, cute, her shoes have little faces… Wait, are they MICE?”
One of my favorite pairs of shoes were bought in Paris ten years ago. They are bright orange maryjanes that say “NO FUN” on the backs. They are bizarre and I lurve them.
“Cake or death?”
“Death - I mean cake!”
“Uh-uh, you said death first!”
“But I meant to say cake!”
“Well, all right. You’re lucky we’re Church of England.”
July 18, 2008 at 9:50 am
Cute shoes!
No, wait, that is an inappropriate response. I am strangely attracted to the “Fuck You, Fuck Me” shoes…but I would rather have some that say: I will fuck you up.
July 18, 2008 at 10:47 am
I’ll have the flats on the top in a size 9-1/2 please. Thanks!
July 18, 2008 at 10:51 am
Shoes! Yay shoes! I love these as well: http://flickr.com/photos/miss_bunny/1807498227/in/set-72157594578720876/
Absurd, but completely awesome anyway.
July 18, 2008 at 10:54 am
Shit, I hit ’submit’ before I added the best bit: “Na na na na Na na na na BAT SHOES!”
July 18, 2008 at 10:59 am
skulls AND cupcakes? skulls ON cupcakes? sign me up.
July 18, 2008 at 11:14 am
@cate3710: i know, completely unpractical but so pretty! i want!
July 18, 2008 at 11:32 am
I kinda like these:
http://www.shopbop.com/metallic-mouse-flat-marc-jacobs/vp/v=1/845524441810010.htm?folderID=2534374302025536&extid=froogle-MJSHO20059
July 18, 2008 at 11:46 am
I’m gonna start my own cable access show called “Ripping it Off with es-ki-mo,” where I’ll recreate all of these with Payless shoes, Sharpie markers, pipe cleaners, lace and duct tape.
Other episodes in the series:
Rip off your Favorite 5 Star Meal - with McDonalds scraps, bacon and liquids in squeeze bottles.
Rip off a designer kitchen - by pulling out pictures from Arch. Digest and taping them to your walls.
July 18, 2008 at 11:52 am
@bangieb: the pups would go wild!
July 18, 2008 at 11:59 am
GIVE IT:
http://images.saksfifthavenue.com/images/products/04/622/0392/0462203923010/0462203923010_275×275.jpg
July 18, 2008 at 12:30 pm
@BAngieB: I think I saw a girl wearing those on the subway one day! (I don’t think they were metallic, though) I did a double-take. “Oh, cute, her shoes have little faces… Wait, are they MICE?”
July 18, 2008 at 12:42 pm
One of my favorite pairs of shoes were bought in Paris ten years ago. They are bright orange maryjanes that say “NO FUN” on the backs. They are bizarre and I lurve them.
July 18, 2008 at 1:26 pm
I already spent my laundry + milk money on that blackhead eraser and now you bitches go and post this? Fuckidy fuck fuck.
July 18, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I want those astronaut bunny flats, so that I can name the bunny David and giggle every time I look at my shoes and say:
“Do you have one really funky sequined space suit David Bunny, or do you have many ch-ch-ch-changes?”
July 18, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Oh man, I want these so bad…
http://flickr.com/photos/miss_bunny/2057483198/in/set-72157594578720876/
“Cake or death?”
“Death - I mean cake!”
“Uh-uh, you said death first!”
“But I meant to say cake!”
“Well, all right. You’re lucky we’re Church of England.”
July 18, 2008 at 8:03 pm
They haz no puppeh shoez?? You make The Devil weep Kadinsky… :(