I am totally in cock rock mode today! I blame it on the Monster Ballads commercial I kept seeing last night and the combo of Maui Wowie, buttercream frosting and High Life I’ve been mainlining all week. If I find a neon pink scrunchie and a denim jacket to dance around the house in, it is ovah.
Remember these videos?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po1TsgvOoOY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3QSkux3vcQ
Now go find your acid washed jeans and meet me by my cousin’s IROC-Z28 and we’ll head down to Houston for those Aerosmith tickets. FUCK YEAH!!
August 21, 2009 at 5:14 pm
OK, the Cars should never ever ever ever ever have to share space with REO fucking Speedwagon, you hear me? I HATED that band!!!
But I still listen to the first two Cars albums all the time.
“Candy-o, I need you ….”
August 21, 2009 at 5:20 pm
but, but, but…
I can’t fight this feeling anymore…
I’ve forgotten what I started fighting for…
and if I have to crawl upon the floor, come crashing through your door…
Baby, I can’t fight this feeling anymore!
August 21, 2009 at 6:59 pm
I actually went to school with Ric Ocasek’s niece in the 80s and they were both awesome. He took her to the father/daughter dance once and didn’t mind our pre-teen gawking.
And watching football on two channels at once is putting me in some “hulk-smash” mood that makes cock rock very fitting. We’re doing our part to crush Favre here. Although nobody on defense has snapped a leg. Yet. Pollard is still lurking.
August 21, 2009 at 8:27 pm
GO CHIEFS!!
August 21, 2009 at 8:28 pm
I think to best accessorize the Z-28, you’ll have to switch from High Life to Zima. Zima with a Jolly Rancher dropped inside the bottle.
August 22, 2009 at 2:11 am
Cock rock does not apply to More Than Words by Extreme. This is a BALLAD – wtf is it with rock cocks who harmonise sweetly and wear more spandex than women attending the Emmys and more makeup than Tyra!
August 22, 2009 at 2:16 am
August 22, 2009 at 11:47 am
a MON-STAH ballad.