..Porn Gadgets! Just in case you didn’t get what you wanted on the most commercial of holidays, fret not for the future of porn is here. EroticVision.TV is an adult content provider who is teaming up with participating adult websites to provide streaming content previously restricted to your computer screen, on your TV. Basically, the EroticVision.TV application works by connecting to a Roku Digital Video Player which then converts internet HD content to that which can be displayed on your TV. There are the expected controls to prevent kids or the very prude from stumbling onto your favorite raunchy scenes, and the makers of the application say the technology is not just for porn but can possibly allow all types of online content to be viewed from the comfort of the La-Z-Boy.
My birthday is in August but it’s never too early, you know……
December 31, 2009 at 12:44 am
where the hell is the porn tivo already?! we need it to download content on its own, and not be buffering all the god damn time, and record ratings, and send suggestions! GIVE US PORN TIVO!
December 31, 2009 at 12:49 am
There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING I hate more than porn buffering. I mean, COME THE FUCK ON. The suck. Bad, bad suck.
Kadinsky, this is a heavenly gift from the angels above. WE ARE DOING THIS.
(And yeah, while we’re at, PORN TIVO!)
I want a Wii-shaped box thing that you can plug in and out as needed, that can be locked in a safe with a special remote, and BOOM! You want the entire Shine Louise Houston catalog, instantly, without waiting and in dreamy ass HD?
Plug that shit in, grab a tomboy by the scruff and have a ball, kittens.
December 31, 2009 at 12:50 am
You could call it…heh-heh-heh…Cumcast. BVWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
December 31, 2009 at 9:45 am
genius! I think we just figured out how to finance the compound.
you’ll have to let me know if you try the Roku, ‘cuz I think the only site they are offering right now is wasteland dot com..? which is heavy BDSM if memory serves.