I found this hilariously puzzling list in the copy room on a notepad someone left. I am now hovering outside the copy room trying to catch the person who claims it. Analyze!
July 15, 2010
Inside The Mind Of Someone I Work With
Posted by kadinsky under Co-worker Issues, Dating/Relationships, Funny/Humor, wtf? | Tags: what in the sam hell... |[8] Comments
July 15, 2010 at 11:07 am
I appreciate that Death Penalty is both a pro and a con.
July 15, 2010 at 1:05 pm
My theory is:
s/he supports the death penalty = pro
s/he was sentenced under said death penalty = con (and a total bummer!)
See. It makes perfect sense.
“Cubs fan” is the ultimate “pro” by the way, because we’re unfailingly loyal. Though I find it incredible that a Cubs fan can also be a teetotaler (I assume that’s what’s meant by “prohibition”), because watching that team will drive anyone to drink.
July 15, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Guns and abstinence are pros, while political correctness is a con? Find and date that douche immediately! I’m impressed that said douche acknowledges youth as both pro and con, though.
This list is yet another thing to add to my pile of reasons why such a partisan country, seemingly made up of two totally different types of people (whose politicians can’t effing let the gridlock thing GO), should just get it over with and split into two separate countries along the 100th meridian. (Blue people will obviously take the East, red the West. Not because the East has the water and nicer land, but because I’m from there. Yeah, that’s it.) This way nice, sane people can live among like-minded folk, without having to deal with nosybodied bigots and those who would characterize political correctness as a flaw.
July 15, 2010 at 10:25 pm
What is this thing about Prohibition?!
July 16, 2010 at 1:10 pm
I know, right?! hilarious!
July 15, 2010 at 11:49 pm
I think this person is a time traveler, trying to decide between visiting Chicago of 1837 vs Chicago of 1922.
July 16, 2010 at 4:09 pm
you may be on to something here….
July 18, 2010 at 5:13 pm
All I can take away from that is you must be very, very careful to avoid both the lister and the subject of said list; I counted 11 red flags, including the fact that this list was created at all.
There is nothing right or okay about this. Invest in a whistle and some mace. Consider smearing shoe polish under your eyes and boob-crawling between cubicles. Keep your laser-pointer trained on-sight.
Not that I don’t consider abstinent conservatives a good thing. In fact, let’s keep it that way.