TRIXIE: “In Canada, except for Quebec, you have to go to special stores … The Beer Store or The Liquor Store. I shit you not. And they aren’t open long hours.”


KADINSKY: “well see, (here) they like to ply us with taxable ‘sin’ items like alcohol, fast food and porn and make it all readily available so when we’re crippled with heart disease and obesity from all the nearby alcohol and fast food we have to go to fuck-you-in-the-ass privately managed healthcare or else we’re tits up right there, having defaulted on all our loans and ez credit obligations.”