This 17 yr old girl in Long Beach, CA secretly gave birth on Friday morning while she was getting ready for school, then jogged her ass 4 blocks to the hospital with the baby still attached to the umbilical cord, placenta and all. Dammit, girl! Forgetting the whole “hiding of pregnancy that will always be found out” thing for a second, girlfriend gets my respect for (a.) not acting as though she is the first of her species to gestate who must therefore be continually pampered and massaged with creams all day, (b.) being smart enough to boogie her AND the baby to the hospital as soon as she could, which was apparently about 10mins after she squirted the kid out.

Mom and the bebeh are doing fine, thanks to Mom’s quick and rational thinking.