So a hot little lesbian pal of mine — let’s call her Angelica — tells me she can have dozens and dozens and dozens of orgasms in the span of just a couple of days when she gets down to the sexing with someone she’s hot for. A number of other Sapphic hotties chimed in to say such hyper-orgasmic, multi-climaxing sex extravaganzas are common among The Lesbians.

I am astounded. If this is true, I would like to know why The Lesbians are not sharing this knowledge and expertise with The Straight Men. Is it because they’d effectively be cock-blocking themselves by teaching The Staight Men the tricks of the trade?

We here at ButtercupPunch would like more details and an explanation, particularly The Straight Women among us.