BAngieB here. Welcome to the first of what will be a regular lesbian sex/advice/secrets column! We’re so excited to bring you this fresh new weekly feature, where your friendly BCP neighborhood lesbians will answer questions about all things lesbian, or address sexy and Sapphic topics on your mind (or elsewhere). You know how we are: sex, sex and more sex! Sometimes we will pair up, other times it will be just one of us, but we will try to give different points of view and be as inclusive as possible, since we gays are as varied as the colors of a rainbow. We will mix it up. We will excite you. We will learn you some hot insider lesbotron action, explaining things like Goldstar, stone and lipstick lesbians (and why not all femmes are lipstick, for a start).
Please to welcome my girlfriend. She and I have an age difference of over 10 years, differences in experience, and we will start it off by discussing some of the issues raised in the inappropriate post Trixie made about a private matter I shared with her this week. The Lesbians – A Secret Hyper-Orgasmic-Society-of-X-Rated Hotness Already hot and bothered? Send us your questions or areas for discussion for future posts to buttercuppunch [@] gmail.com.
First, a polite request from the writers. We kindly ask that y’all keep the explicit penis talk to a minimum in our lesbian sex discussions. Mention it if you must, but please be sensitive to those of us who do not enjoy the Ways of the Ween.
**Be A Tiger, Not A Camel**
BAngieB: Alright. Let the vulgar, inappropriate talk begin.
angiesyounglover: Like true lesbians, we’re going to dive right in. What’s the first issue of discussion today?
BAngieB: Oh, what’s up with this spitting thing?
angiesyounglover: Yes, yes! When we were watching that HBO show this weekend and we saw a schoolgirl reeling and dealing some major spittage on her lover. As stated in comments on another post, the first thing I thought: camel…that trajectory. Scared my shit.
BAngieB: I guess you had never heard of such a thing, right? And you know, I have never had a partner act like she wanted to spit on my “down there.”
angiesyounglover: I was kind of worried, like, Shit, what have I gotten myself into? Is spitting on the menu? Is that what people do?
BAngieB: I think a lot of women would find it disrespectful. I wonder if it’s some kind of lubrication thing?
angiesyounglover: Well if it is, the spitter might want to do something else. If you need to spit on me to get me wet, I should be spitting at YOU. Bite my neck, grab me by the waist from behind, throw me down, and tell me how bad you want to fuck me. Do not spit on me.
angiesyounglover: Please and thank you, of course…
BAngieB: Dirty! Stop that. I asked around and tried to do some research…I can’t figure it out. Apparently, women spit on men in straight porn. I’m going with it’s for lubrication, and, like you said, there are other ways.
angiesyounglover: Yeah, and K.Y. would agree, I’m sure. I want to know what you would do if someone spit on you. Like if, prior to being with you, I had watched some porn at a pillow fight & jammies sleepover, saw the spitting thing, let it rest in the back of my young mind, then, our first time I was all “I’m gonna wow her with mah mad porn skillz,” and spat saliva at your clit. What would you have done or said? I would love to be a fly on the wall for that.
BAngieB: I am such a prude, it would have grossed me out to no end. I am not scared to tell my partner what I do and do not feel comfortable with. You shouldn’t be scared either, none of us should. You can’t get what you need if you don’t speak up, you will just keep on getting something that is not working for you.
angiesyounglover: Aw, that’s tender. I would have called you a fuckin’ camel and yelled, “Get the hell out!” Or come at you with one of those saliva suckers from the dentist. Kinky. Not. But, truth: If you’re gettin’ it, you better be gettin’ it right. It’s just crazy, I mean, some people see the spitting thing in porn, think that it’s what every girl wants, and then whip it out and scare the poor, unassuming shit out of someone. And if it’s not pussy spitting, it could be something else, so speak the fuck up.
BAngieB: Aww, your rage is so cute!
**How Many Is Too Many?**
angiesyounglover: Okay so, let’s talk about something that took my newly sexed lesbian self by surprise: multiple orgasms. Though I have never slept with or done anything but make out with a guy, I was very aware of the post-coital wait around. But with women, ah-ha, I learned it’s different.
BAngieB: I think the fact that we don’t need turn-around time makes a big difference. It seems that once I get going, it comes in waves, one after another, after another. I think if I had to wait a bit between sexin’ it would be different.
angiesyounglover: And after making you orgasm, I’m so hot, I just don’t want to stop, so this works well for me.
angiesyounglover: Because you don’t have to wait to back in the swing of things?
BAngieB: Exactly, you don’t need to start over unless there were hands involved in the interim. I mean, once you get going, you can go for as long as you want, switching from one spot to another, etc. If you had to wait around, well, it wouldn’t be the same. Plus, you know what? Who can understand what feels good to a woman better than another woman?
angiesyounglover: Okay, yeah, let’s talk about this. Back in the day when I was stupid and made out with boys, my boyfriend would like, over my clothes, push and grab my breasts really hard, man. Like Fuck, dude, ouch, I’m a person, not the pillow you masturbate to every night! So I would be like, Yeah, no, stop and he would be all, “I thought girls liked that.”
angiesyounglover: And being with you, I can see, women are more in tune to women because they are women.
BAngieB: Plus, you know, it’s just so comforting in your arms…not the same with a man.
angiesyounglover: OH SOFT. OH SWEET SMELLS.
BAngieB: So, we think the ability to keep at it for long periods of time is one of the factors for multiple orgasms. Plus, you know, fingers or tongues are a little more precise than, say, one of those ween things.
angiesyounglover: Those ween things have a mind of their own.
BAngieB: Seriously.
angiesyounglover: I can talk to you, tell you what feels right, you listen, then boom, it works. Plus, I am mad comfortable with you. Trust you, etc.We can stop and change things if we need to, without having to worry about “keeping it up.” Gross!
Check back soon for the exciting conclusion…
July 10, 2008 at 3:04 pm
I am going to need pictures. I am a visual person.
July 10, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Oh lord.
July 10, 2008 at 3:06 pm
I want the conclusion NOW. Teases.
July 10, 2008 at 3:11 pm
I promise not to penis up your discussion here, but I just want to say that when used correctly, the preciseness of a penis is irrelevent.
Now I’ll take my vulgar penis talk and go elsewhere.
BTW, I am fascinated by and jealous of your multiple orgasms.
July 10, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Ruh roh. Times to take a cold shower.
July 10, 2008 at 3:16 pm
The spitting thing confuses me. If your mouth is already down there, just use your damn tongue.
July 10, 2008 at 3:21 pm
@cate3710: i was thinking about it more, after the discussion, and came to another conclusion that maybe it’s a power thing. like…hack, spit, YOU’RE MINE. marking territory?
July 10, 2008 at 3:25 pm
The spitting thing is beyond gross. I don’t get it, and everytime I hear about it, it makes me cross my legs really tightly in discomfort.
As for the multiples, I am impressed. I don’t think I have the stamina for that! Are you guys just in way better shape than I am (which is entirely possible) or is there something I’m doing wrong (also entirely possible)?
Also, you two are adorable.
July 10, 2008 at 3:26 pm
angiesyounglover–well, thats just a slippery slope to a golden shower right there.
July 10, 2008 at 3:27 pm
@AYL: I think that interpretation is even weirder than lubrication. I don’t know, when it came up in the other thread, I assumed that the spitting was due to revulsion or something – they got a straight actress for the porn who quickly discovered she hated the taste of pussy and couldn’t control the reflex. But evidently that’s not the case and now I’m just confused.
No spitting. All saliva involved should be from sucking and licking.
July 10, 2008 at 3:27 pm
@NeverNikki: You’re right. Do not want.
July 10, 2008 at 3:27 pm
@angiesyounglover: “hack, spit, YOU’RE MINE” is the best/worst thing I’ve heard all day.
I’ll admit to marking territory, but a well-placed hickey feels better going on and lasts a lot longer.
July 10, 2008 at 3:33 pm
@katastic: For real. I feel all dirty, in a good way, like I shouldn’t be reading this at work. Yowza!
July 10, 2008 at 3:33 pm
@nevernikki: not what i meant at all. wasn’t going there. oops.
July 10, 2008 at 3:36 pm
london_calling: Hickey=Bad for grown up people with jobs. Do not encourage her!
July 10, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Remember, the Sapphic Sisters will be offering all kinds of advice to make your mens love on you girls better. Or if you are just curious about what we do in bed! (How many times have I heard THAT question?)
So e-mail those questions in!
July 10, 2008 at 3:38 pm
bangieb: shutup! you love it.
July 10, 2008 at 3:39 pm
@BAngieB: Only if it’s on the neck. There’s lots of other skin available…
July 10, 2008 at 3:41 pm
After all the porn I’ve seen, I think it’s a mixture of power and domination (but not necessarily the BDSM kind) with a certain echelon of “nasty”, as in the opposite of Tendercome™, and isn’t restricted at all to the sex act of giving a woman head.
Unless you’re analyzing patterns and behaviors in porn from a feminist perspective, I am not sure that it’s deserving of further investigation.
I bet you’ve never heard someone speak of porn so mechanically. HA!
July 10, 2008 at 3:48 pm
@cate: even then, you can go on a “French-style jauntily-tied scarf kick”. From the girl who bruises like nothing else.
July 10, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Not having seen the HBO femme fest, can I get some clarification on this spitting thing? Is is like, just loTS of saliva, or are we talking about hucking lugees (sp? my ten-year-old self always said it, never spelled it)?
July 10, 2008 at 3:55 pm
i am going to learn how to hack a loogie so i can go around seducin’
July 10, 2008 at 3:58 pm
@ineffable.me: NoooOOOooOOooooooo!
July 10, 2008 at 4:00 pm
@SBJ: i love when you break down the porn analysis all proper-like.
my theory has always been that it involves the following:
1) spitting (disgusting as it is) is a lazy substitute for the natural girlie wetness so often missing from mainstream porn.
2) some dude directing one day thought it would look all ‘porn nassssssssty XXXX’ to have the girls spit on the pussy, kinda like platform stripper heels give that insta-stripper look.
3) after a while some lazy porn actress realized she wouldn’t even have to muss her lipgloss during a scene because she could just hock a loogie on the unsuspecting twat in front of her and call it a day.
standards, people, we need standards.
July 10, 2008 at 4:01 pm
I am forever giving M accidental hickies, and then she’s either stuck being inappropriate at work or wearing something inappropriate. Naughty SBJ! (In my defense I can’t help it!)
July 10, 2008 at 4:03 pm
How many is too many? Personally, I’m good after about 5 or 6. Sex makes me mad hungry for carbs, like pastrami sandwiches and french toast.
July 10, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Oh, Skinny, we know how you are! Luckily mine are on the back of my neck, conveniently covered by my shiny, shiny hair.
July 10, 2008 at 4:15 pm
@CeeJeeMcBeeGee: It’s true, one needs to stop and refuel every now and again. For my 26th birthday, the loverbird promised me 26 Os in one day. V. ambitious! We almost made it. Not quite, but almost. I know there was cheesecake involved, re: refueling, but I can’t remember anything else…
Next topic: Does too much lesbo sex affect your memory? HAHAHA!
July 10, 2008 at 4:20 pm
BAngB & AYL – you’re delightful and so funny! Spitting is just…well, yucky. It appears like lazy foreplay for whomever is on the receiving end. I too remain envious of the multiple Os! Sounds like women just “get” the entire purpose of foreplay and how it leads to better sex.
Now remind me again why I like the clueless menz!? Geez.
July 10, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Skinny, it might not affect your memory, but it makes you giddy.
July 10, 2008 at 4:39 pm
@Skinny: Mmmmm… cheesecake. And now that Cool Whip comes in a can now? Shiiiiiiiit.
July 10, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Giddy and sex-stupid! Yes.
July 10, 2008 at 5:00 pm
@bangieb: jumbles words/thoughts.
July 10, 2008 at 5:03 pm
SBJ–I am ridiculous about analyzing porn. During porn, even.
I don’t really watch porn stoned, but given my propensity to analyze mainstream movies to death, I’d imagine that I’d be talking so much that there actually wouldn’t be any sexin’.
July 10, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Someone did not wear a collared shirt to work today, and guess what I could see. Good work, Angie’s young lover. You should be proud. Consider your territory marked.
July 10, 2008 at 5:15 pm
izzardgrl: the hair didn’t cover it? that’s okay…i got her other places.
July 10, 2008 at 5:18 pm
izzardgrl and myyounglover: Y’all hush.
July 10, 2008 at 7:02 pm
B, you’re a vulgar, indecent bad girl. I’m telling SamRon!
July 10, 2008 at 8:12 pm
@victorinemeurent: i don’t think it was actual loogies, (still waiting on the lab reports), but from what i could see, it was the formulating/gathering up of spit in the mouth, then straight up spitting it at the pussy.
now, has anyone ever had this happen to them? anyone like it?
July 10, 2008 at 8:42 pm
@angiesyounglover: (i knew this would be asked eventually).
yes, it happened to me. my exact words: “get the fuck out of my car.”
July 10, 2008 at 8:48 pm
I find spitting on people disrespectful, no matter the context. My knee-jerk reaction would most likely be to kick my partner for doing it, unless I was feeling really kinky.
July 10, 2008 at 9:05 pm
@kadinsky: please tell me you ended that with “…you fuckin’ camel!” right? right? oh well, next time!
July 10, 2008 at 9:18 pm
@SBJ: I love the seasoned feeling of, “After all the porn I’ve seen…”
I am the nosiest m-f’er on the planet, so I find this really interesting.
July 10, 2008 at 9:39 pm
well pastrami IS the most sensuous of all deli meats.
also in the interest of disclosure (and i may regret this later), it may be possible that at some point in time i asked somebody to spit on me. as soon as i said it, i was surprised that i said it, but the heart wants what it wants
(or you know the libido)
July 10, 2008 at 9:42 pm
ineffable.me? Why do you try to hurt me? Although, in the interest of education, do tell.
July 10, 2008 at 10:00 pm
well bangieb… half of it would totally be too vulgar for your lovely ears… and the other half i cant really disclose because i am a lady!
July 10, 2008 at 10:04 pm
WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE HERE.
I thought all lesbianism was just for the purpose of titillating the menz. Katy Perry told me so.
Now I don’t know *what* to think. Clearly this matter merits further study.
July 10, 2008 at 10:07 pm
ineffable: don’t regret telling us! no shame. whatever you’re into, you’re into. and if you get what you want, then that’s hot. crunch: no judgments!
July 10, 2008 at 10:21 pm
ineffable, if you’re a lady, I’m a nun. I say it with love. Now spill! Pretty please?
July 10, 2008 at 10:25 pm
yeah, i mean i guess there’s something to be said about a woman (or gay man) having access to the parts and therefore having a greater knowledge of what someone of their own sex would want, but not everyone is that intimate with their own bodies (hand mirrors everyone!) and, as we’re all no doubt more-than-aware, not everyone gets down in the same way. and there are plenty of women out there who couldn’t fingerfuck their way out of a paper bag, despite having, unbeknownst to them, front walls. it’s like dudes, just pay attention.
nicely done, B and ayl. and i concur with the parties who cited degradation/powerplay as one explanation for spitting in porn, though lesbian porn mystifies me. kadinsk – i hope he had a long walk!
July 10, 2008 at 10:28 pm
that melodram avatar was supposed to be changed.
July 10, 2008 at 10:54 pm
So. In a pre-emptive strike, I just told the husband that I don’t ever want him to spit on me. His response: “Have you been watching porn again?”
And re: multi orgasms – one of the things I love best about hubs is that he has always made sure I have more than one. Even before we were “serious”. I don’t understand all the dudes out there who don’t do likewise. Hetero gals deserve multiples too!
July 10, 2008 at 10:57 pm
JustT: woo! do it up. multiples for everyone! that’s my platform. and vodka shots.
July 10, 2008 at 11:11 pm
well there arent many details to spill! a lad and i were in the middle of getting our sexytime groove on but not like, doin doin it, and then for some reason i had the urge to say “spit on me!” so i did, and he did. and it uh… sped up the finishing process. and it was really good. and no, he didnt spit on my cooter.
July 10, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Hah! There’s a movement we can all get behind: M.O.F.E – Multiple Orgasms For Everyone!
July 10, 2008 at 11:17 pm
MOFE FTW
July 10, 2008 at 11:19 pm
@britneycanadawhore: sweettalker.
and no, she didn’t have that far to walk, nasty bitch.
July 10, 2008 at 11:20 pm
@ineffable: I *have* to ask – where did he spit? And how/why did it speed things along? Was it just that he satisfied your transitory urge?
July 10, 2008 at 11:23 pm
@JustT: get behind? i like the sound of that!
@ineffable: i’m curious georgein over here! where?
@kadinsky: ooh, it was a chicky? was there talk the next day? that’s gotta be a hard one to swallow. or spit.
July 10, 2008 at 11:23 pm
tits.
i dont really know why, i dont think it waa the spitting by itself, but obviously we were both really into what was going on at the moment, and it felt really dirty and good.
thats all the explanation i have for it.
July 10, 2008 at 11:29 pm
@ineff: dirty in the moment stuff needs no explanation
July 10, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Sometimes the best sex is totally inexplicable.
July 10, 2008 at 11:30 pm
i like the way you swing!
July 10, 2008 at 11:31 pm
oh and i didnt mean that last part in a rude way, just in like, man im stumped, this must be what it was because i remember thinking “I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS GOING ON AND IM LOVING IT” i mean.. i thought thaat for like half a second of course, i had better things to keep my mnd occupied with.
July 10, 2008 at 11:33 pm
tit spit! word.
July 10, 2008 at 11:34 pm
@angiesyounglover: Don’t get any ideas about “dirty in the moment” stuff, you know I am a prude.
@K: Somehow I knew it was a girl.
July 10, 2008 at 11:35 pm
TITSPIT BANGIEB TITSPIT!!!!
with a name so cute how could you go wrong.
July 10, 2008 at 11:36 pm
A lot of my most favorite sex has been “how the hell did we get here?” awesomeness.
July 10, 2008 at 11:36 pm
@bangieb: i’m going to go ahead and laugh at that because i know how you can get. don’t act like you neva been to dirrty jerz.
July 10, 2008 at 11:37 pm
@angiesyounglover: no talk, we met at a party earlier that night. i was being a big ole whore.
July 10, 2008 at 11:39 pm
jusT: yes. ive gotten into shenanigans that way definitely.
July 10, 2008 at 11:39 pm
@ineff: if i could high five that name, i would. do you think gristedes sells titspit?
July 10, 2008 at 11:40 pm
ineffable, do you play any instruments? ’cause “titspit” would make an awesome band name.
July 10, 2008 at 11:42 pm
@angiessyounglover: if they dont, then i think we found ourselves a business venture.
begorraah: why yes, yes i do. i will name my band titspit but only if the music was dirty and sleazy like L7
July 10, 2008 at 11:42 pm
@kadinsky: I have a fantasy about a tall, blonde Swedish girl. And I don’t give a $#@ if she doesn’t speak English.
July 10, 2008 at 11:43 pm
I’d expect nothing less. Plus, spitting, pouring beer on, and throwing tampons at the audience would be totally expected.
July 10, 2008 at 11:43 pm
@ineffable: i’ll play the harmonica! think of all the spit accumlatage!
July 10, 2008 at 11:48 pm
bowling: what the fuck does she need to speak for.
angiesyounglover: we will be rich and swimming in ass!
July 10, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Ooh, I was the victim of an unsolicited loogie recently. The ruffian who hocked it at me was a guy I’d met at a beach party and that I’d been bantering with most of the night. Many shots of vodka later, we were making out on the sand. So all of a sudden, the guy – we’ll call him Sputum – pulls my head back by the hair and purses his mouth in pre-spit mode. I remember thinking..”no, that can’t be it…is he about to moo at me?” ( look, I was drunk). Once second later, this massive liquid projectile is in my mouth & all over my chin & nose. Then Sputum goes in for more makeout!
I vaguely remember letting out this outraged squeak, boxing him in the ear, & screaming motherfucker about 5 times. Sputum of course had seen this in porn & couldn’t understand why I wasn’t ecstatically rubbing his spittle into my boobs & begging for more.
Intellectually, this should not have been as appalling to me as it was since by frenchkissing him, I was technically already getting some of his saliva in my mouth. But it was totally gross. So….yeah, I’m voting no on the whole spitting thing.
July 10, 2008 at 11:48 pm
@ ineffable.me: EXACTLY!
July 10, 2008 at 11:51 pm
ineffable/bowling/myyounglover: I am not comfortable with ass play.
July 10, 2008 at 11:53 pm
@bangieb: me like you a lot kinda
@ineffable: can we do inxs covers?
July 10, 2008 at 11:54 pm
i meant figurative ass like “ooh im gonna get some ass tonite” not like “so i got this vibrator and you can put it in your ass or your cooter but i dont do ass play when i am by myself so i am putting it in my cooter”
July 10, 2008 at 11:54 pm
@BAngieB: I didn’t say a word about ass play. I was talking about hot, tall, blonde Swedish gals.
July 10, 2008 at 11:55 pm
AYL: yes. totally. and wear leather.
July 10, 2008 at 11:58 pm
@ineff: then my band name has to be heather. leather heather! heather in leather!
and BangieB…when I’m actin up you can say: (fill in the blank)
July 10, 2008 at 11:58 pm
@BAngieB:
I didn’t say a word about ass play. I was talking about hot, tall, blonde Swedish gals.
July 10, 2008 at 11:59 pm
@koti: “..no, that can’t be it…is he about to moo at me?”
ahahahahahahahahaha!!!
omg, you poor thing – that sounds so awful and so hilarious at the same time.
July 10, 2008 at 11:59 pm
My comment was so nice I posted it twice.
Yo, WordPress is jacked.
July 11, 2008 at 12:01 am
@bowling: all in the name of MULTIPLES!
July 11, 2008 at 12:02 am
@bowlingfordollars: lol, it’s not used to all these chatty fucking dykes.
July 11, 2008 at 12:02 am
@koti: my knee would have probably hooked up with his testes forthwith. Spitting is bad enough, but in your face?!?
July 11, 2008 at 12:02 am
koti: “boxing him in the ear, & screaming motherfucker about 5 times”…violence against asshats pleases me.
July 11, 2008 at 12:03 am
heather leather is brilliant!
what else rhymes with leather? weather? thats stupid. i’m gonna have to work on my nickname. unless one of us is leather heather and the other is heather leather.
July 11, 2008 at 12:05 am
Heather Leather & the Pleathers
July 11, 2008 at 12:05 am
@ineffable: Nether. Feather.
July 11, 2008 at 12:08 am
FEATHER!
YES
July 11, 2008 at 12:08 am
@ineff: ooo i like feather leather and you could be the bassist that wears indian headdresses.
get yo tix now.
July 11, 2008 at 12:09 am
Tether, if you’re into that.
July 11, 2008 at 12:10 am
Heather Leather & the Feathered Pleather Tethers?
July 11, 2008 at 12:13 am
I am of Native American descent and I am offended by this feathered headdress talk. Now come over hear and do that “wa wa wa” thing.
July 11, 2008 at 12:14 am
i play DO bass yo!
also feather boob coverings
July 11, 2008 at 12:14 am
Heather Leather & the Cat o’ Nine Tails.
July 11, 2008 at 12:15 am
Spitting is NOT fucking foreplay…hells bells with what the menz porn has caused! Oh Koti, that makes me cringe for you!
July 11, 2008 at 12:15 am
@bowling: i was just going to say cattails but i didnt know if that was taking it too far.
@ineff: those feathers will be covered in spit! – by our drummer, Nether, from the Netherlands. Overseas spit!
July 11, 2008 at 12:16 am
@b(capital a)ngieb: i can say that all night if you want.
July 11, 2008 at 12:18 am
yes to dutch sexy hotness!
we are unstoppable!
July 11, 2008 at 12:18 am
@angiesyounglover: I find it hilarious you are worried about taking ANYTHING too far on this particular post!!
July 11, 2008 at 12:20 am
SpitTits McFeatherLeathers?
July 11, 2008 at 12:21 am
myyounglover: What’s your damage, Heather?
July 11, 2008 at 12:21 am
feather leather is going to bed y’all
goodnight
catch you on the flip side.
July 11, 2008 at 12:21 am
@BAngieB: ding ding ding ding. come over here.
July 11, 2008 at 12:22 am
JustT: only when we’re on tour in Ireland!
July 11, 2008 at 12:23 am
I’m a McFeatherLeather of the Msyo McFeatherLeaters.
July 11, 2008 at 12:25 am
Or “Mayo McFeatherLeathers” if the wine wasn’t kicking in. My grandfather would be so ashamed right now. Or proud.
July 11, 2008 at 12:25 am
and then when we all get into too much drugs and spit games, we can break up and go on VH1. Behind the Music: After the Last Spit was Spat.
July 11, 2008 at 12:26 am
Just don’t spit on the coke – waaaaay harder to snort that way.
July 11, 2008 at 12:28 am
night eff :)
July 11, 2008 at 12:41 am
oh.my.god.
July 11, 2008 at 12:52 am
M: la la la
July 11, 2008 at 12:56 am
holy spit, it’s M the tomboy! wanna join the band?
July 11, 2008 at 7:58 am
Back to the spitting thing: it has never happened to me, and if it did, said spitter would be kicked out so fast it would make her camel head spin.
July 11, 2008 at 8:48 am
M how are your drummin skillz?
July 11, 2008 at 10:47 am
i’m sure she can handle a RIMSHOT.
ZING!
July 11, 2008 at 11:12 am
bahahahahahaha
you so bad!
July 11, 2008 at 11:31 am
i spit in your general direction.
July 11, 2008 at 11:37 am
You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries?
July 11, 2008 at 11:49 am
Does the spitting ever happen between hetero sex? I would imagine women would rather have a guy spit on his own dick – if it is required.
July 11, 2008 at 12:20 pm
I need to be in this band, as I own shiny black pleather hot pants AND a matching corset with buckles.
M fainted after she read this and I had to caress her back into consciousness. Pls. to excuse.
July 11, 2008 at 5:05 pm
late to the party, just wanted to say
1) the idea of watching someone screw up their face to “make spit” while between my legs is so ridiculously un-sexy (and i am a fan of some, way hotter, versions of “degradation” or light S&M)it’s making me giggle
2) awesome job ladies
July 17, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Is it hot in here?
February 17, 2015 at 10:30 am
Now you’re sitting here in this damn corner