So here I am in Spain, on the Costa Brava, to be precise.

And for the second year in a row, I am feeling liberated. Why, you might ask? Because I’ve been showing my tits!! Every day, every beach, the girls are out and the girls are proud! 

Ladies, if you’ve never travelled abroad and had the delicious pleasure of unsheathing the hooters, slathering them with sunscreen and letting them all hang out in the glorious sunshine, you haven’t really lived. I don’t know why we North Americans are so uptight about showing our tits, but we need to get over it. 

It’s a Titty Extravaganza over here on the Mediterranean beaches and I couldn’t be happier. That beach, right there, right above this? I lay there topless all day today. A topless life is a grand one!

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