… Meanwhile, back at Buttercup Lezzie HQ, BAngie and her Young Lover were still discussing the, um, ins and outs of girl love. Welcome Back to Sugar Walls! Now with 40% more vulgarity, courtesy of Lovage!

Get an eyeful of sweet nothings to make oral love to your old lady by, after the jump!

BAngieB: Speaking of tongues, let’s talk about tongues and clits. They make a great couple, huh?

angiesyounglover: Fuck me, yes. Okay, I want to sit on your lap now.

Can I come with you
As you both look awfully kind

BAngieB: Even though I hate to give pointers for the men, I want my straight sisters to get it good, so I will help.

angiesyounglover: Lay me down, I mean…lay it down, my oral queen!

Let me tell you what i’ve got in mind
I’ll sing to you my mewing charm

BAngieB: Tell ’em to lick it, suck it, kiss it, move from side to side, slow or fast, go in circles (or triangles – gay!). Take your finger and put that tongue where you want it to be. Also? Tongue inside? GOOD!

angiesyounglover: Yes, and if you think giving directions during sex is weird, ask yourself that again after a mindfuckingblowingfuckingorgasm.

Looks like you both could use a pet
And purr my purr all night long
I think a pussy’s your best bet

BAngieB: I also think a lot of women have a hard time really relaxing when someone is going down on them, but you have to let go. It’s hard for me to not obsess.

angiesyounglover: But most likely the doer is in Heaven making you feel good and wiggle this way and that, so just relax and let their tongue do laps, instead of you doing laps in your mind with Do I smell bad? Do I taste bad? Honestly, when I’m down there, I’m NOT thinking of that. I’m thinking of how fucking hot this is, and the view I get.

BAngieB: Shit, babe! Oh, and patience.

angiesyounglover: For BOTH.

Stroke that shiny coat

BAngieB: I mean, I never get tired or bored doing it, so I will do it for as long as it takes. I wonder if some men might get bored.

Stroking is the antidote

angiesyounglover: Sometimes I get a little antsy like, “Is her mouth getting tired?” This is when, like I said before, you need to relax, be calm, patient, and hey, take a look at your lover down between your legs…FUCKIN’ hot. You know what else I’m wondering? Do you avoid any foods if you think you’re gon’ get a lil summin’ summmin?

Stroke that, it’s a start

BAngieB: See, that can definitely make a difference for me, but first, I was thinking women understand that they can smell or taste different, but maybe one would think that a man would be less understanding? I don’t know. Anyway, I say no to jerk chicken, yes to vanilla ice cream.

BAngieB: I was thinking about the endless orgasm thing and you know what? I think the other factor is the switching thing. I mean, after you have one or two during oral, you can switch to finger fucking for a bit, then back. You know, mix it up. (Oh, my. Did I just type “finger fucking”? I have lost my mind.) And you know how after you come, we kiss for a bit and then lay with our arms around each other, and that is so intimate that we just start up again? Do the straights do that?

Only for the wild at heart

angiesyounglover: I think there is some cuddling, perhaps, but…all I know is after you come and you give me a deep motherfucking kiss like you do, all I want to do is fuck you all over again. Luckily, you’re ready for me! There’s no waiting, which is just lovely.

Stroke that shiny coat

angiesyounglover: I think there is some cuddling, perhaps, but…all I know is after you come and you give me a deep motherfucking kiss like you do, all I want to do is fuck you all over again. Luckily, you’re ready for me! There’s no waiting, which is just lovely.

Stroking is the antidote

BAngieB: Exactly! And by the time I’m finishing pleasuring you I’m all worked up again, and vice versa, and it just keeps going around.

Stroke that shiny coat
Stoking’s what it’s all about

BAngieB: So, in conclusion, you are vulgar and inappropriate, and I’m just trying to help out my sisters.

angiesyounglover: Oh, come on! I helped. I talked about all that being patient jazz.

My tail alone could tell you tales
It’s got a life all of its own

BAngieB: So, no spitting. Ever.

angiesyounglover: Yeah. You spit, I throw fit!

Watch it move just like a sail
Sail you to the twilight zone

BAngieB: Oral Sex: mix it up, relax, show or tell your dude what feels good.

I love to lap a spot cream

angiesyounglover: Or your lady.

And i assure you that i’m neat

BAngieB: Yeah, but I’m trying to help the straights…you don’t need any instruction. So, do you think we helped anyone?

But you never know what you can expect

angiesyounglover: With a pinch of magical lesbian fairy dust sprinkled over this, I think we just might have converted a few…

When the pussy is in heat

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