So BAngieB is coming to my house in Silver Spring, MD, for a sleepover in a couple of weeks. I offered to make my beloved spaghetti and meatballs, based on a recipe an old Sicilian grandmother gave me. Angie replied that she didn’t like spaghetti.

 

Our exchange:

 
Trixie
Today at 12:22pm
how about roast beef?
 
Angie
Today at 12:26pm
Works for me, as long as it isn’t rare – I’m not currently being veggie, but I am weird about red meat.

Will there be mashed potatoes? Do you hosers know how to make those?

 
Trixie
Today at 12:28pm
Oh for fuck’s sake. Yes we make mashed potatoes, you Canadian-ist! And gravy!
 
How about a roast chicken??

 

Angie
Today at 12:33pm
Roast chicken…SOLD.

Green beans?

 
Trixie
Today at 12:40pm
roast chicken, green beans, mashed potatoes, gravy, perhaps a pie. how’s that?
 
Angie
Today at 12:41pm
Yummy. I would ask for apple pie, but that would be WRONGFUL as you are a foreigner.

Chocolate pie?

 
Trixie
Today at 12:43pm
Canada gave the world the McIntosh apple, the best pie apple on the planet, so piss off. Apple pie is very big north of the border.

 

Angie
Today at 12:47pm
Okay, then. Apple pie! I love apple pie.
 
Trixie
Today at 12:57
I hope it’s as good made with your shit-ass American apples.
 
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