Gallery of The Absurd does Celebrity Baby Names, what will your sure-to-get-his-ass-kicked little one be named?
September 9, 2008
My First Child Will Be Named ‘Phelps Obamabot Pinkberry iPhone’, Poppy For Short.
Posted by kadinsky under Funny/Humor, Pop culture | Tags: Celeb satire, Celebrity, stupid things celebs do |[15] Comments
ButtercupPunch - "La clique, c’est chic!" 
September 9, 2008 at 12:08 pm
my baby will be : Large Hadron Collider
September 9, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Isn’t this also known as The Dictionary? I thought that’s how celebrities came up with Sofa Marine and Thorough Winter.
September 9, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Bluestar Wigfield Ritual. The Third.
September 9, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Kiwi Israel Tucson (for a boy, obviously, otherwise it would be silly), and Better Soapsud Blogisode for a girl.
September 9, 2008 at 2:49 pm
@M: Aw, baby, is it named after the particle collider? That’s real sweet.
September 9, 2008 at 2:50 pm
I’m sticking with Formica Dinette for a girl and 2×4 sledge hammer for a boy.
Or, if I stay in the South, Booger and Sugar.
September 9, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Pantene Fjord Cointreau. For a boy or a girl, I think it’s really a unisex name.
PS: My first day of classes was BRUTAL. 10 Hours at uni and I think someone is going to try and steal my spot at Boston College next year even though it’s not really my spot yet because I haven’t even applied yet and SOMEBODY HOLD ME PLEASE?!
September 9, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Also, I might go for Offred Bristol Levy Palin.
September 9, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Handkerchief Tumbledrylowe Daniel Craig, III.
September 9, 2008 at 4:29 pm
I will name mine Donut Hitmi. It will save time in the playground.
September 9, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Girl: Vivacious Lemon Meringue Bale
Boy: Grappler Chicago King Alfred Bale
September 9, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Or maybe just Organza Key Lime Bale for a girl and Barbell Pilaf Madagascar Bale. We’ll have to see what the little tyke looks like.
September 9, 2008 at 8:36 pm
boy: Dative Pronoun Despatie
girl: Hematoma Zzyzx Despatie
September 9, 2008 at 9:25 pm
Daytona and Talladega. Sound great yelled out the back door.
Or SpiritAnimal. A nod to “Daria,” and something we considered with a disturbingly low joking factor.
September 10, 2008 at 12:18 am
@haguenite: You know, Oftodd just doesn’t sound very threatening.
I’m naming my first son Borax Polonium. Kind of Shakespearean, yes? And the girl will be Ann Arbor.