Every now and again, rarefied gems of such exquisite hipster stupidity come along that beg to be shared with everyone on the internets. See: Cobrasnake, shirts with ironic sayings printed on them, BANGS, auf’d condoms/swapping STDs and good old, trusty old American Apparel! The various blogs and bulletins hipsters post on myspace.com and the like are a veritable goldmine for this sort of thing. A treasure chest full of premium hipster idiocy, trust fund baby spit-up and temper tantrums. Here is where I collect the best of the worst and present them for your (dis)pleasure.

Welcome back to But Enough About You…the hipster overshare portion of the week where my douche is your douche! This one is short and sweet. Remember “Self-Titled” – the douche who couldn’t afford his own copy of the next Twilight book in the series, and didn’t seem to know how libraries worked? Well, he’s back! He’s back and he wants you to fetch him some Parliament Lights, the sad sack.

Here is his nifty bulletin:

subject: please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bring to 17th & K:
* i will pay you back with booze sometime this week! *scout’s honor!

I apologize for not being more…enthusiastic about this week’s douche, but this rather sparse But Enough About You… seems fitting in the context of our current state and how it came to be. It all has me a little bit down and out. Yeah, that’s right, I’m blaming the failure of the bailout on motherfucking hipsters. Might as well!

*Contributed by SkinnyBoneJones*