Holy shit balls, y’all – my fucking flight was late and I just got home, Whew!
Bingo words:
“bridge”
“experience”
“foreign policy”
“energy”
“foreign oil”
“tax relief”
“Putin” (drannnnk)
“family values” (scoff)
“Russia” (thanks, PP!)
what else???
October 2, 2008
LiveBlog: Biden/Palin Vice Presidential Debate
Posted by kadinsky under Politics | Tags: Biden/Palin Vice Presidential debate |[667] Comments
ButtercupPunch - "La clique, c’est chic!" 
October 2, 2008 at 7:56 pm
I have cnn on but I will have to change the channel because their stupid sentiment analyzer pisses me off.
October 2, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Possibly special interests, 9-11/any reference to terrorists, reform (or any variation)….
October 2, 2008 at 7:58 pm
I’m watching MSNBC again for this one
October 2, 2008 at 7:59 pm
ZOMG, any minute now. M isn’t home yet. SOB!
October 2, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Come on Gwen Ifill!
October 2, 2008 at 8:00 pm
sparkle, meredith, hamburgerhotdog and inchworm, reporting for duty.
October 2, 2008 at 8:01 pm
RUSSIA!
October 2, 2008 at 8:02 pm
ooh party at inchworm’s!
October 2, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Shout out to PBS!
October 2, 2008 at 8:02 pm
No untoward outburts, ya’ll…
October 2, 2008 at 8:02 pm
we’re watching it ON PBS
October 2, 2008 at 8:03 pm
black suit and red shoes – very hockey mom
October 2, 2008 at 8:03 pm
Fuck me. It’s already gonna be a doozy!
October 2, 2008 at 8:03 pm
she’s got her hair down – look for an earpiece! hee hee!
October 2, 2008 at 8:03 pm
HA! That’s outbursts!
October 2, 2008 at 8:03 pm
OMG What am I doing up?!
October 2, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Biden looks SHARP! Love his tie…no strobe!
October 2, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Tell it, Joe!
October 2, 2008 at 8:04 pm
i see a flag pin
October 2, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Is Biden reading something?
October 2, 2008 at 8:04 pm
I can’t wait for Meredith to comment on Biden’s tie knot.
October 2, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Four minutes in…Biden wins…he’s smooooth…
October 2, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Can I call you Joe? No bitch. No.
October 2, 2008 at 8:05 pm
is he reading McCain’s scribblings? say the opposite
October 2, 2008 at 8:05 pm
I just luv Gwen Ifill!
October 2, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Oh, for the fuck of shit.
I’m at work until seven, so I have my iPod earphones jacked into my computer, and will be interrupted dozens of times before the debate is through.
Like now!
October 2, 2008 at 8:05 pm
She kinda looks like she’s concentrating really hard in order to not piss herself.
October 2, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Biden: Call me Robin(nette)
October 2, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Sarah seems to be scribbling furiously – or is it just me and too many run and cokes??
October 2, 2008 at 8:05 pm
How i wish it was Tina.
October 2, 2008 at 8:05 pm
betcha!
October 2, 2008 at 8:05 pm
kids soccer game blah blah blah. i have one million kids! just like you!
you betcha!
October 2, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Fucking soccer?!
October 2, 2008 at 8:05 pm
betcha!
October 2, 2008 at 8:06 pm
all i hear from her is eeeeeeeeeeeeee
October 2, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Oooh, the soccer mom big guns!
October 2, 2008 at 8:06 pm
I thought she was a hockey mom, not soccer – I’m confused!
October 2, 2008 at 8:06 pm
*gag* “Fear, fear, fearity fear…”
October 2, 2008 at 8:06 pm
No shit, Sherlock…er, Sarah! The economy is fucked…your Rebiblican friends did it, too!
October 2, 2008 at 8:06 pm
You’ll betcha?! STOP USING THOSE ENDINGS.
Fear to send OUR kids to college? I’ve a feeling you’re not experiencing any of that.
October 2, 2008 at 8:06 pm
My boy just said she looks petrified…he’s right.
October 2, 2008 at 8:06 pm
DRINK! She said bipartisan!
October 2, 2008 at 8:06 pm
I can’t fucking take this. It’s been 2 minutes and I already want to throw something at her face.
October 2, 2008 at 8:06 pm
bipartisan – DRINK!
October 2, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Few investments some of us have…has been heard though!
October 2, 2008 at 8:07 pm
she’s gonna fucking crack, she’s concentrating waaaay too hard
October 2, 2008 at 8:07 pm
@Sigourney- SERIOUSLY
October 2, 2008 at 8:07 pm
Damnit, Sarah! I was counting on a John “S.” McCain.
October 2, 2008 at 8:07 pm
@ Spicy #30: HA! Don’t we all! McCain in a landslide!
October 2, 2008 at 8:07 pm
@MBB- hai love.
October 2, 2008 at 8:08 pm
oh the fucking WORKFORCE – you KISS ASS
October 2, 2008 at 8:08 pm
American work force – bullshit, bullshit, bullshit!
October 2, 2008 at 8:08 pm
“John Mc-Keeeeen.” I fucking hate how she says that.
October 2, 2008 at 8:08 pm
DO NOT WINK AT ME SARAH PALIN
October 2, 2008 at 8:08 pm
MAVERICK _ DRANK
October 2, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Oh – MAVERICK – DRINK!
October 2, 2008 at 8:08 pm
did she just WINK at me?
i feel so dirty.
October 2, 2008 at 8:08 pm
OMG, she just fucking winked at the camera!
Maverick! Drink!
October 2, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Mavericks. Of course.
October 2, 2008 at 8:08 pm
DRINK! Maverick
October 2, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Does it make me a bad feminist if I say I like her lipstick? Because I do.
I do not like her bangs.
October 2, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Sarah, you have never worked like I have worked, a day in your miserable packed-full-of-lies life.
October 2, 2008 at 8:09 pm
special interest – drink!
October 2, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Hai, Spicy Tamale. What did you bake for the occasion?
October 2, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Maverick! Drink!
October 2, 2008 at 8:09 pm
She winks at the camera…WTF?? What’s w/those screwy facial expressions?!
October 2, 2008 at 8:09 pm
@dorothyzbornak – I think that’s just her bangs getting in her eyes. Trim those damn things!
October 2, 2008 at 8:09 pm
maverick – twice in 30 seconds – go ahead!
October 2, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Ha! Neither of you really answered that last question…
No, no you didn’t.
October 2, 2008 at 8:09 pm
omg, scrunch your nose!! so cute!!!
why is she (MAVERICK) talking like she’s going to introduce an exciting new yogurt?
October 2, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Gwen is the shit.
October 2, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Damn, I’m on a minute-delay because they’re writing subtitles on this thing as we go. This means looking at this is like looking at a little slice of the future.
I DO respect your years, hahah!
October 2, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Get ’em, Gwen!
October 2, 2008 at 8:09 pm
@ Single-Malt #61: Yeah, her bangs blow. She must be perspiring!
October 2, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Maverick!
October 2, 2008 at 8:09 pm
darn right!
golly gosh gee whiz!!
October 2, 2008 at 8:10 pm
hello ladies. ‘ello guvnah. enjoying the show?
*wink*
October 2, 2008 at 8:10 pm
darn right?
October 2, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Darn right…stfu seriously.
October 2, 2008 at 8:10 pm
DARN RIGHT! Predator lenders. ZOMG.
October 2, 2008 at 8:10 pm
She really needs to get those bangs out of her eyelashes – it’s distracting me!
October 2, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Joe Fucking Sixpack.
October 2, 2008 at 8:10 pm
god damnit she said joe sixpack!
October 2, 2008 at 8:10 pm
House greed is not on Wall Street, it’s on Main Street Sarah!
October 2, 2008 at 8:10 pm
noooooo hockey moms
October 2, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Joe Six Pack AND Hockey Mom!
October 2, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Hockey moms—Drink!
October 2, 2008 at 8:10 pm
she is pandering to her hockey mom base.
October 2, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Gov. PalinD??
October 2, 2008 at 8:10 pm
she is KILLING ME with this small town average joe BULLSHIT.
October 2, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Oh jeezus…the sympathometer on CNN is topping out…FUCK!
October 2, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Aaaaaah! Stop looking directly at the camera ALL the time. The fourth wall is for breaking from time to time, not continually.
October 2, 2008 at 8:10 pm
the uncommitted voters on CNN are loving what she says :(
October 2, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Hockey is not really as big as you think, Sarah.
October 2, 2008 at 8:11 pm
@MBB- Girl Scout shortbread cookies. Goes well with white wine. And hershey kisses.
October 2, 2008 at 8:11 pm
HA! I TOLD my mom she’d say “Joe Six-Pack American,” and SHE ALREADY DID! I WIN
p.s. MsDirector, reporting for duty, ma’ams!
October 2, 2008 at 8:11 pm
I don’t want to hear about personal responsibility! God this is going to give me a stroke!
October 2, 2008 at 8:11 pm
I’m gonna be soooo drink with all this talk of hockey moms and Joe six pack and mavericks.
October 2, 2008 at 8:12 pm
That Joe-Effing-Six-Pack BULL HAS GOT TO GO!
October 2, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Oh yum. Original girl scout recipe before they started selling them out of the box? My mom used to bake those crack cookies.
October 2, 2008 at 8:12 pm
gwen, you better have some TOUGH questions. ask her to say “ahmenijhad”
October 2, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Go Joe!
October 2, 2008 at 8:12 pm
DARN right
October 2, 2008 at 8:12 pm
and a huuuge gender gap with women prefering Biden much more than men
October 2, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Darn right – drink again!
October 2, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Don’t stroke out the day before your birfday, MsScarlet!
October 2, 2008 at 8:13 pm
She looks teeny in comparison to Biden…stature wise…mentally is the obvs.
October 2, 2008 at 8:13 pm
darn right is my new drink word…but i need something to drink!
October 2, 2008 at 8:13 pm
darn right. AGAIN?!
October 2, 2008 at 8:13 pm
I’m going to drink every time she says “darn right.”
Then I’m going to die of alcohol poisoning.
October 2, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Darn right!?!
Please stop this woman. Please stop her now.
October 2, 2008 at 8:13 pm
I want to kill her. I hate that bitch.
October 2, 2008 at 8:13 pm
@ MBB – you know this is the big 4-0!
October 2, 2008 at 8:13 pm
How many times??? NINE-TEEE-FOUR TYAMS…
October 2, 2008 at 8:13 pm
i’m sorry she sounds like she’s telling me a bedtime story.
o yah donchaknow?
October 2, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Her flag pin is bigger than his flag pin.
October 2, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Oh wow MsScarlet let’s go to Vegas or something!
October 2, 2008 at 8:14 pm
@MBB- hubby has eaten 10 cookies since he came home. They are crack cookies.
@Everyone- i groan everytime she says Darn Right.
October 2, 2008 at 8:14 pm
OH SNAP! In your face Palin! IN YOUR FACE!
October 2, 2008 at 8:14 pm
she keeps talking all this shit about what the gov’t should and shouldn’t do but not how she would actually go about making anything happen!! because she has no clue what shes talkin about!
October 2, 2008 at 8:14 pm
@ Kadinsky #114: A bedtime story by Margie from Fargo.
October 2, 2008 at 8:14 pm
::EYE ROLL::
Less taxes? Less services.
October 2, 2008 at 8:14 pm
tell it joe! “the governor did not answer the question”
October 2, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Get her, Joe!!!
October 2, 2008 at 8:14 pm
477 votes to raise taxes! What about that Palin!
October 2, 2008 at 8:14 pm
October 2, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Haha, almost five times as much as Obama! Eat that, b….!
October 2, 2008 at 8:14 pm
omg i fucking hate her
October 2, 2008 at 8:14 pm
SHE WON’T ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS!!
we’ve heard this shit before
October 2, 2008 at 8:15 pm
MAYOR! Mayor of how many again? Where?
October 2, 2008 at 8:15 pm
you reduced taxes by allowing women to pay for rape kits! Bitch!
October 2, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Bitch! We did not ask for your fucking resume!
October 2, 2008 at 8:15 pm
I loathe this woman. I can already tell people are gonna say she hit it out of the park.
October 2, 2008 at 8:15 pm
@ Skinny #115: In the case of flag pins, size really doesn’t matter and her’s looks freakin’ obnoxious!
October 2, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Address a question or a point by your opponent? Absurd!
October 2, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Biden is laughing his ass off!
October 2, 2008 at 8:15 pm
I’m loving Biden right now. I really, really am.
I made a pact with my roommate’s boyfriend that we would both keep our mouths shut, watch the debate politely, and then talk afterwards. It is KILLING me. I WANT TO SCREAM. But I will be good.
GAAAAAAAH I FUCKING HATE HER
October 2, 2008 at 8:15 pm
THANK you for asking this health insurance question. thank you.
October 2, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Where I come from – SCRANTON! Who knew Scranton would become the center of the universe this year?
October 2, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Biden is giving me a ladyboner.
October 2, 2008 at 8:16 pm
I love Joe’s sympathetic voice.
October 2, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Okay, bitch is okay them. That’s good. I want to call her a bitch.
October 2, 2008 at 8:16 pm
He’s so numbers. It’s hot. It really is. Where is my M? Ooh! Here she is!
October 2, 2008 at 8:16 pm
biden had a bad eye lift
October 2, 2008 at 8:16 pm
yeah Biden throw her some numbers and uh FACTS
October 2, 2008 at 8:17 pm
True, Kadinsky. That is the one thing the Repub at the other end of the couch has been permitted to point out tonight. Bad eye lift.
October 2, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Gwen, I luv ya, but enough with the marshmellow fluff. Get tuff!!! Ask her about the economy of Waziristan!!! Hahahaha…
October 2, 2008 at 8:17 pm
someone give me a pair of scissors so I can cut those bangs!
October 2, 2008 at 8:17 pm
He looks like he wants to cut a bitch.
October 2, 2008 at 8:18 pm
They always use the small businesses to defend their tax policy. Fuckers!
October 2, 2008 at 8:18 pm
she is such a shit eater.
October 2, 2008 at 8:18 pm
“…to tax increase affecting only…” she makes no sense. turn off the cutsey bs.
October 2, 2008 at 8:18 pm
lookit, she’s been memorizing this shit in her sleep – good thing they have those waterboarding masseurs at Casa McCain, helps with the programming.
October 2, 2008 at 8:18 pm
WHAT THE HELL IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!
October 2, 2008 at 8:18 pm
why does she sound like she’s reading a bedtime story?
October 2, 2008 at 8:18 pm
LIAR! She doesn’t even remember the middle class roots she’s from. She’d need an effing map to find Main Street America.
October 2, 2008 at 8:18 pm
You’re not middle class bitch.
October 2, 2008 at 8:18 pm
She makes me incredibly homicidal.
October 2, 2008 at 8:18 pm
find your notes stupid!
October 2, 2008 at 8:18 pm
tell her it’s a debate, STOP FUCKING SMILING.
October 2, 2008 at 8:18 pm
ah i see we’ve memorized mccains plans here wow i can memorize too!
October 2, 2008 at 8:18 pm
I want to slap her smug bitchface.
October 2, 2008 at 8:19 pm
yeah, YOUR federal government
(you fucking cunt – meredith)
October 2, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Wow. She hates the feds, but wants to be one?
October 2, 2008 at 8:19 pm
She is so passive agressive it’s killing me. UGH.
October 2, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Hey twat – $5,000 is not enough to get any health insurance! Join me in the real world for a moment!
October 2, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Oh, we have the tax credit thing for healthcare. IT SUCKS.
October 2, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Gwen, I luv ya, but it’s time to get tough!
October 2, 2008 at 8:19 pm
SCRANTON! Drink.
October 2, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Fairness, bitch!!!
October 2, 2008 at 8:20 pm
mmmmm more numbers!
October 2, 2008 at 8:20 pm
She apparently doesn’t realize that HER party has been running the federal gov’t for the last 8 years.
October 2, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Amazing. He’s amazing right now. TAKE THAT SMARMY BITCH TO SCHOOL! GO GO GO!
October 2, 2008 at 8:20 pm
UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE…the only way, folks.
October 2, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Get her Joe! Get her!
October 2, 2008 at 8:20 pm
I LOVE YOU JOE BIDEN.
October 2, 2008 at 8:20 pm
im confused by the way she keeps talking about the govt as if she isnt about to be part of it?!?
October 2, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Amazon? I thought the Cubs were playing tonight.
October 2, 2008 at 8:21 pm
man, joe is good with the camera
October 2, 2008 at 8:21 pm
omg is mccain’s healthcare plan really that bad? case we’d be fucked.
October 2, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Naughty audience all a-twitter!
October 2, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Ohhh good bridge dig Joe…DRINK!!!
October 2, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Bridge to nowhere–drink!
October 2, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Game starts in 15 minutes.
October 2, 2008 at 8:21 pm
AND she’s not talking about how they want to tax you for healthcare coverage your employer pays.
October 2, 2008 at 8:21 pm
HA!!! Ultimate Bridge to Nowhere!!!
October 2, 2008 at 8:21 pm
“Ultimate bridge to nowhere!” Got a snicker from the Stepford Audience…
October 2, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Holy shit. Rock on Joe.
October 2, 2008 at 8:21 pm
I don’t think it’s an eye lift- but there was totally some Botox done.
October 2, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Ooooh, BURN!
October 2, 2008 at 8:22 pm
I’m so glad I voted for this man.
October 2, 2008 at 8:22 pm
@ guvnah
yeah, his healhcare plan IS that bad.
i am terrified.
October 2, 2008 at 8:22 pm
GO CUBS!!!
October 2, 2008 at 8:22 pm
i was going to have a glass of wine but i think i need something stronger
October 2, 2008 at 8:22 pm
I hope Palin is taking notes while he speaks, so she’ll know how it’s done next time.
October 2, 2008 at 8:23 pm
I’m voting for Gwen Ifill.
October 2, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Awww, bless you and your difficult words, Joe.
October 2, 2008 at 8:23 pm
yeah – you guys lie to everyone!
October 2, 2008 at 8:23 pm
OMG That’s ALL John McCain DOES! He LIES! HE’S A LIAR!!!!!!
October 2, 2008 at 8:24 pm
palin: “I said NO, baaaaaad oil companies, BAD BAD”
vote for me.
October 2, 2008 at 8:24 pm
she did NOT just say bless their hearts! that is a southern expression – get it out of your mouth!
October 2, 2008 at 8:24 pm
MBB: Hells yeah!
“Bless their hearts”?! Gag me with a fucking chainsaw.
October 2, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Now she’s a monopoly-buster?
October 2, 2008 at 8:24 pm
What’s with the fairy tale voice dingbat, you’re supposed to be a professional! And fucking loose the “bless your heart” schtick.
October 2, 2008 at 8:24 pm
YOUR PARTY LIKES BIG OIL!
October 2, 2008 at 8:24 pm
love that huge smile, joe. you know how full of shit she is.
October 2, 2008 at 8:24 pm
oh crikey you are not an energy expert
October 2, 2008 at 8:24 pm
If I have to listen to this voice for the next 4 years, I’m going to need more than $5K or $12K in medical care…when I jab pencils in my ears!!!
October 2, 2008 at 8:24 pm
I can’t stand her stupid folksy slang. It’s unbearably lame. AND WHY IS SHE CONSTANTLY SO PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE?
October 2, 2008 at 8:24 pm
STFU Sarah Palin
October 2, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Oh, she has an area of expertise…”how special”.
October 2, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Don’t brag that you’ve only been at this for 5 weeks. that’s not a good thing, hon.
October 2, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Rut-rooo, she just said she’s only been in this for 5 weeks. Hmmm…
October 2, 2008 at 8:25 pm
oh – but Hasselcrack said that Palin is an energy expert – so it must be true!
October 2, 2008 at 8:25 pm
YES FIVE WEEKS!
October 2, 2008 at 8:25 pm
thanks for promising that McCain never lies, never, nope.
October 2, 2008 at 8:25 pm
ANSWER. THE FUCKING. QUESTION. SARAH.
October 2, 2008 at 8:25 pm
I need something stronger than wine, me thinks.
October 2, 2008 at 8:26 pm
she has what my dad would call a “shit-eating grin.”
October 2, 2008 at 8:26 pm
She needs to tone down her “personality” a bit. It makes me want to puke.
October 2, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Man this has really become all about John McCain.
October 2, 2008 at 8:26 pm
oooh, biden with the reverse psychology!
October 2, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Joe gives her credit where credit’s due, something McPalin is heretofore incapable of doing.
October 2, 2008 at 8:27 pm
JOE, how did YOU vote on the bankruptcy bill? EH?????????????????????????????
October 2, 2008 at 8:27 pm
gimme some foreign policy!
October 2, 2008 at 8:27 pm
@ Scarlet #212: HASSELCRACK! HA! Okay, all is good in the world again…for a few seconds anyway…
October 2, 2008 at 8:27 pm
more revelation made aware of
sentence structure?!
October 2, 2008 at 8:27 pm
corruption and greed on wall street is a new revelation? where the fuck have you been? did you never see “Wall Street” and gordon’s “greed is good”?!?!?
October 2, 2008 at 8:27 pm
You’re a toxic mess.
October 2, 2008 at 8:27 pm
oh, so now McCain SAW the financial crises two years ago, but no one would listen??
but he’s the MAVERICK?!
October 2, 2008 at 8:27 pm
What reform specifically, Sarah?
October 2, 2008 at 8:27 pm
She’s starting to get Stepford Eye.
“Just say the words programmed in your brain”
October 2, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Putting the campaign aside to fix the economy is bullshit, Sarah! Total and utter crap.
October 2, 2008 at 8:28 pm
“Revelation made aware to Americans.”
Can someone diagram that for me?
October 2, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Why doesn’t she break out the McCain pom poms and give us a cheer, geezus.
October 2, 2008 at 8:28 pm
That’s, right, Joe Biden (MBNA-Delaware), you voted FOR it. Fuck you for that.
October 2, 2008 at 8:28 pm
just call him barry, joe – you know you wanna.
October 2, 2008 at 8:28 pm
I’m giving her about 15 minutes before she really forgets all she’s crammed in her brain and starts mixing it up in her answers
October 2, 2008 at 8:29 pm
yes, BUSH + MCCAIN
October 2, 2008 at 8:29 pm
@ Amazon: Yeah, they need to let that whole “white knight on a horse” skipping his flailing campaign to save the economy line of crap die right now.
October 2, 2008 at 8:29 pm
ENERGY – DRINK
October 2, 2008 at 8:29 pm
“your ticket’s energy ticket also”
what??
October 2, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Answer the fucking question!!! Get off energy already!
October 2, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Why the fuck are you going back to energy when the question was about bk?
October 2, 2008 at 8:29 pm
non sensical??
October 2, 2008 at 8:30 pm
let’s go back to energy cause i don’t know nothin about no mortgage crisis
October 2, 2008 at 8:30 pm
she’s looking a little twitchy! oh stop with the energy! I guess she’s used everything she memorized about the economy!
October 2, 2008 at 8:30 pm
she can’t reply to his answers – she has to keep going back to her talking points that are not related!
and i want to punch her when she keeps referring to the “east coasters”
October 2, 2008 at 8:30 pm
@MsScarlet- I know the Fox News guys are creaming their pants, thinking she knocked it out of the park. Mark my words.
October 2, 2008 at 8:30 pm
@Lipstick #232: I’d try but my voice will become shrill and I’ll press my lips together too much and start spouting total lies. It would be ugly.
October 2, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Stay away from drillin near my polar bears you bitch!!! That’s not a plan that’s evil!
October 2, 2008 at 8:30 pm
she must be sweating her pitbull balls off, yo
October 2, 2008 at 8:30 pm
with that fucking sing song sleepytime voice again.
October 2, 2008 at 8:31 pm
So apparently drilling in Alaska is the key to America’s future. Huh.
October 2, 2008 at 8:31 pm
She cannot talk for shit.
October 2, 2008 at 8:31 pm
@ spicy tamale – You’re absolutely right!
October 2, 2008 at 8:31 pm
uh-uh, here she goes – off the rails….
October 2, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Oh, gawd…here it comes…she’s gonna blow…everybody DUCK!
October 2, 2008 at 8:31 pm
I have to share: we just put the debate on pause (yay DVR!) to have a debate about McCain’s healthcare plan, and I totally WON and convinced roommie’s bf what a horrifying piece of shit it is.
WOOHOO! I win! Time for a drink!
October 2, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Oh my god – I am going to jump off a bridge!
October 2, 2008 at 8:32 pm
love gwen.
oh, we have to encourage other nations to come along with us on environment? ever heard of a little thing called Kyoto protocol??
October 2, 2008 at 8:32 pm
i love how biden is barely writing. he’s all, “this bitch is fucking retarded.”
October 2, 2008 at 8:32 pm
@ Ms Scarlet I’m telling you it’s coming up soon…wait till they bring up foreign p[olicy and it’ll be ‘we’ve got to become energy independent’
October 2, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Bitch, your party loves big oil.
McCain has an “all of the above approach” to dealing with climate change? Hahahahahahahaha!
October 2, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Yes, let’s spin global warming in a positive way. God, it seems she really believes it’s just God huggin’ us closer.
October 2, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Wow…I really cannot wait for SNL this weekend…They could do an entire show just on this debate!
October 2, 2008 at 8:32 pm
She’s doing well. And so is Biden. It’s a wash.
October 2, 2008 at 8:32 pm
WE HAVE TO START USING LESS ENERGY, IDIOT.
October 2, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Your party refused to sign Kyoto, bitch. Don’t pretend y’all care more than other countries.
October 2, 2008 at 8:33 pm
@h_a_l – yep! That’s when I hope Gwen will slam her with “Answer the question!”
October 2, 2008 at 8:33 pm
@LL/232: I’d have my kid do it, but she’s working on equations variables right now. HA!
October 2, 2008 at 8:33 pm
@Kadinsky- HA HA (in Nelson’s voice)
October 2, 2008 at 8:33 pm
biden is saying the same shit she did.
dirty coal!
October 2, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Rock it, Joe. Your talk on the energy crisis is the best I’ve heard in weeks. Export our knowledge to China…yes, thank you…let’s be friendly, not fuckfaces to people who hold our mortgages.
October 2, 2008 at 8:34 pm
PREACH IT JOE!
October 2, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Drill baby drill. stfu up.
October 2, 2008 at 8:34 pm
“Drill baby drill” is the chant.
Sounds like a great way to fight global warming!
October 2, 2008 at 8:35 pm
I don’t know how much more of this debate I can take.
October 2, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Senator O’Biden! hahaha.
October 2, 2008 at 8:35 pm
I thought “Drill baby drill” was an insult, not a compliment?? Am I confused??
Drilling is raping bitch.
October 2, 2008 at 8:35 pm
did not think she would actually say drill baby drill. she was mouthing the words when biden said it.
October 2, 2008 at 8:35 pm
those markets sure are hungry.
from raping the continental shelf.
October 2, 2008 at 8:35 pm
RAPING!
She really ought to know better than to use that word during a debate. Like, ever. Given her history.
October 2, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Nuke-you-lar
October 2, 2008 at 8:35 pm
@UnicornPlanet – there’s no quitting in debates!
October 2, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Nuke-u-ler!
October 2, 2008 at 8:36 pm
I thought “Drill baby drill” was an insult, not a compliment?? Am I confused??
Drilling is raping the land dingbat.
October 2, 2008 at 8:36 pm
WOO CARBON EMISSIONS!
October 2, 2008 at 8:36 pm
those damn dirty coal chinese, SUCH a problem.
October 2, 2008 at 8:36 pm
ZOMG GAY MOMENT! GIVE IT!
October 2, 2008 at 8:36 pm
She’s such a hypocrit. Complains about big oil corporations and then chants the “drill, baby, drill,” line. She’s redonkulous.
October 2, 2008 at 8:36 pm
YAY!!! GAY LURVE!!!
October 2, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Ooo same sex marriage. Here we go…
October 2, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Woohoo! Same sex unions!!!
October 2, 2008 at 8:37 pm
here we go…its a ‘choice’ right love?
October 2, 2008 at 8:37 pm
oh i cant wait to hear her spin the same-sex benefits issue
October 2, 2008 at 8:37 pm
YES JOE! Same sex rights! I can not wait to hear Palin half ass her answer.
October 2, 2008 at 8:37 pm
YES SAME SEX BENEFITS!
October 2, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Yeah for the same sex advocacy Joe, good for you!!!
October 2, 2008 at 8:37 pm
come on, pitbull – tell me why same sex is wrong.
October 2, 2008 at 8:37 pm
@UP #276: Same here. Game’s starting. Have fun and keep me up to date, y’all!
Joe, you guarantee same-sex couples their constitutional rights by letting them marry, damn it!
October 2, 2008 at 8:38 pm
BEING GAY IS NOT A CHOICE YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE
October 2, 2008 at 8:38 pm
only adults can be gay – she will not tolerate gay minors.
someone get the truck.
October 2, 2008 at 8:38 pm
way to cover yourself! oh – she has diverse friends! wow!
October 2, 2008 at 8:38 pm
one of my best friends is gay! also, i am totally nice to black people!
October 2, 2008 at 8:38 pm
You guys! I am in CAPS mode! My bf just said: “Now I know what it looks like when someone is on your shitlist.”
October 2, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Straight up= vauge.
October 2, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Tolerant is such an effed up word. You “tolerate” those who are different. You suffer them to exist. Blegh, tolerance.
October 2, 2008 at 8:39 pm
All of my friends are gay. They are diverse, such as.
October 2, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Damnit no one supports gay marriage.
October 2, 2008 at 8:39 pm
fail joe biden, but i know your hands are tied.
October 2, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Fuck, Joe. You just pissed me off.
October 2, 2008 at 8:39 pm
She’s being “straight up”.
Fuck all of you who don’t support gay marriage. All 4 of you can fuck yourselves.
October 2, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Oh, ow. Ow. OW. I know that’s not supposed to smart, but it does. Ow.
I feel gross.
October 2, 2008 at 8:39 pm
she’s lying!
October 2, 2008 at 8:39 pm
What, you don’t support gay MARRIAGE?!
October 2, 2008 at 8:39 pm
FOREIGN POLICY – DRAAAANK
October 2, 2008 at 8:39 pm
great! you agree in denying rights to gay people! and the audience laughs.
October 2, 2008 at 8:40 pm
@MsScarlet: Is there crying?
October 2, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Step up on gay marriage, Democratic ticket.
October 2, 2008 at 8:40 pm
$100 bucks says she is dittling McCain.
October 2, 2008 at 8:40 pm
i know. it’s so so fucked, and it makes me incredibly sad.
EXCEPT that i’ve never really heard a big time politician be like “i absolutely support giving the same rights to gay couples.” i think ol’ joe is pro gay marraige himself, but the obama campaign can’t go there.
it still sucks.
October 2, 2008 at 8:40 pm
@301/Kadinsky: No, esp. not the ones who are raped and murdered for being gay. NOPE!
October 2, 2008 at 8:40 pm
@UnicornPlanet – no – no crying . . . in baseball or politics! :)
October 2, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Damn she’s gleeful about the war. Guess she’s glad for the military otherwise her baby boy hellion would be in jail!
October 2, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Cubs are looking good!
October 2, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Well, at least the BCP women DO support gay marriage and don’t chuckle when it’s thrown out the window.
October 2, 2008 at 8:41 pm
did she say we are “closer and closer” to VICTORY??? you guys!!! wow!!!
October 2, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Ask the dingbat about Waziristan, Gwen…PLEASE!!!!!!
October 2, 2008 at 8:41 pm
The lack of support for gay marriage will be a civil rights embarrassment on par with segregated schools in 50 years. Watch.
October 2, 2008 at 8:42 pm
@MBB #318: It’s a serious fucking disappointment that as a party they won’t.
October 2, 2008 at 8:42 pm
A big military is unconstitutional, Sarah…
October 2, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Is “timeline” a drinking word?
October 2, 2008 at 8:42 pm
@kadinsky
she sure did! also, it would be a TRAVESTY to give up now.
October 2, 2008 at 8:42 pm
smackdown!!
October 2, 2008 at 8:42 pm
It just kills me that a position that seems completely second-nature and totally normal and something I would not give a second thought to — that is, giving gays the right to marry just like straights — is such a point of contention to the majority that even the Dems can’t support it or it would be certain death. It kills me.
October 2, 2008 at 8:42 pm
@ Sigourney #328: Spot on!
October 2, 2008 at 8:43 pm
whoa. holy whiny. she really didn’t know what to say. “ummmmmm… your plaaaan…”
October 2, 2008 at 8:43 pm
So true, sigourneyfever. It will be an endless source of shame (and already is for so many of us).
October 2, 2008 at 8:43 pm
TalibanE…WTF!!??
October 2, 2008 at 8:43 pm
our troops want to COME THE FUCK HOME YOU STUPID TWAT.
stop with the eyerackeee and talliebannie, too.
October 2, 2008 at 8:43 pm
A white flag of surrender? FUCK YOU. War is not the fucking answer you fucking cunt.
I need to stop typing. Don’t ban me!
October 2, 2008 at 8:43 pm
ummmmmmmmmm
whoooops
October 2, 2008 at 8:44 pm
I just turned on the TV. Cat yelled from the other room “Nooo. I can hear her!” and I yelled “IT BURNS US!”
It only took 20 seconds of “marriage is between a man and a woman…”
We are finished.
October 2, 2008 at 8:44 pm
TRACK! He must be coming up soon!
October 2, 2008 at 8:44 pm
@kadinsky #339: Totally. I just yelled the same thing. THEY WANT TO COME HOME. THEY WANT TO BE DONE. ASSHOLE.
October 2, 2008 at 8:44 pm
I love it when he laughs at her.
October 2, 2008 at 8:45 pm
The troops are without proper gear. And whose fault is that, Sarah? Who has been in power since the war started?
October 2, 2008 at 8:45 pm
There’s something about her talking about the war that makes me think we are fucked if she becomes VP. Forget healthcare. Forget energy. The war. She will be the end of us all.
October 2, 2008 at 8:45 pm
biden: I LOVE YOU JOHN MCCAIN!!
October 2, 2008 at 8:45 pm
joe, please stop saying you love john and he is a great man. jsut stop.
October 2, 2008 at 8:45 pm
oh good – Pakistan!
October 2, 2008 at 8:45 pm
A shout out to Mama Biden!
October 2, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Oh here it comes!!! Iran and Pakistan…
October 2, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Thanks, Meredith. You said that perfectly.
OK! I’m moving on! I swan!
October 2, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Pockistan.
October 2, 2008 at 8:46 pm
ARRRGH!
October 2, 2008 at 8:46 pm
I love you guys. You are keeping me sane.
October 2, 2008 at 8:47 pm
At least John Stewart will be able to make another McCain ’08 joke next week!
October 2, 2008 at 8:47 pm
@mbb/354: bwahahaaa – i love you i knew you wouldn’t let me down.
October 2, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Those hills are called Waziristan folks, dingbat thinks they have an economy per her phillysteak run last week.
October 2, 2008 at 8:47 pm
seriously, uncommitted women voters in OH (score!) are giving Joe the highest marks he can get for this whole section. awesome.
October 2, 2008 at 8:47 pm
@ BAngieB #342: Don’t leave. We need your righteous indignation and seething indifference to this muppet for the McCain ticket!
October 2, 2008 at 8:47 pm
@BangieB: Cubs are on TBS. Join me!
October 2, 2008 at 8:47 pm
nu-cu-lar!
October 2, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Pa-ter-i-us, you guys. She just said “Paterius.”
WTF?
October 2, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Has she answered ONE question, other than the one on gay marriage?
October 2, 2008 at 8:48 pm
NUCULAR!
October 2, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Ugh she said “nukular.” That’s so Bush-y.
October 2, 2008 at 8:48 pm
did y’all see that McCain pulled all his campaign people out of Michigan?
October 2, 2008 at 8:48 pm
ahmenijhad – she’s been practicing.
the CASTROL BROTHERS
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
October 2, 2008 at 8:48 pm
ACKMEDINEJAD!
October 2, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Dude, we had some Castro Bros. in Jr. High. They were gangsta.
October 2, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Oooooh the Castro brothers. They sound like FUN.
October 2, 2008 at 8:48 pm
The Castro Brothers…think they’re playing at the Bowery next week.
sorry, sounds like a folk duo.
October 2, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran.
October 2, 2008 at 8:49 pm
@theguvnah 373
or a boy band
October 2, 2008 at 8:49 pm
@theguvnah #360: THAT IS AWESOME. That really gives me hope. When I saw those Quinnipiac polls for OH this week I almost jumped for joy.
October 2, 2008 at 8:49 pm
didn’t we cover Kissinger already?
October 2, 2008 at 8:49 pm
do the castro brothers have any video games like mario and luigi
October 2, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Our respect for women’s rights.
Fuck me, people.
October 2, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Did she just mention respect for women’s rights???
October 2, 2008 at 8:49 pm
they hate america – they hate out freedoms!
did that bitch just say we respect women’s rights???? everyone but you, you twat!
October 2, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Our womens’ rights? The ones you don’t freaking SUPPORT?!?
October 2, 2008 at 8:50 pm
palin: diplomacy = not talking to them.
October 2, 2008 at 8:50 pm
omg her patronizing tone is beyond ridiculous.
October 2, 2008 at 8:50 pm
YOUR RESPECT FOR WOMEN’S RIGHTS? FUCK YOU YOUR FUCKING BITCH OMSGILHJKSDGJKSHDLKSJ!
October 2, 2008 at 8:50 pm
She did not just say “women’s rights”!
October 2, 2008 at 8:50 pm
She has no right to say women’s rights.
Fucking cunt. Now I’m getting fucking pissed the fuck off.
October 2, 2008 at 8:50 pm
WOMEN’S RIGHTS?! TOLERANCE?? From Sarah fucking Palin!?
October 2, 2008 at 8:50 pm
BINGOOOO JOE!
October 2, 2008 at 8:51 pm
She’s getting twitchy as he kicks her ass.
October 2, 2008 at 8:51 pm
@theguvnah- HAHA!
October 2, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Sitting down is important Joe. If you don’t, your legs get tired. And McCain is old. He needs to sit down.
October 2, 2008 at 8:51 pm
THANK YOU. Ahmadinejad is not actually in charge in Iran.
October 2, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Oh, take her to school Joe!!
October 2, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Does someone have Kleenex? I think her dam is gonna burst if Joe keeps mopping the floor with her boufant.
October 2, 2008 at 8:52 pm
wayyyynnnnning days
GAH, STFU!
October 2, 2008 at 8:52 pm
oh kiddos. i gotta put the bebeh to sleep. Love and bottles of wine ya’ll.
October 2, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Post heading from Red State:
“Sarah Palin is mopping the floor with Joe Biden”
ZOMG
October 2, 2008 at 8:52 pm
There’s more to foreign policy than pandering to Israel’s protection dingbat.
October 2, 2008 at 8:53 pm
my friend keeps trying to post here and is getting “comments awaiting moderation” :(
October 2, 2008 at 8:53 pm
I was like “WAINY DAYS??”
October 2, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Iran says the holocaust didn’t exist. So they’re not really looking for a second holocaust, are they.
October 2, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Oooooooh, Spain. Ya burnt!
October 2, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Suede rocked it.
And no one has been a better friend to Israel than Joe Biden.
October 2, 2008 at 8:53 pm
@mbb #397: Yeah, they WISH. Not even.
October 2, 2008 at 8:54 pm
this is just like listening to mom and dad – you totally listen to dad only. mom is hysterical and not to be trusted.
October 2, 2008 at 8:54 pm
she looks like she’s playing tic-tac-toe when biden talks over her head!
October 2, 2008 at 8:54 pm
Damnit I bet good money she would say “golly gee willickers” but I don’t think it’s going to happen.
October 2, 2008 at 8:54 pm
Fuck this support for Israel. Allow Palestinians some semblance of freedom and let them live in areas with water, electricity and schools, you wankers.
October 2, 2008 at 8:54 pm
HAAAA! She doesn’t think this administration’s foreign policy has been a disaster??? Where ya been?
October 2, 2008 at 8:55 pm
@theguvnah/#399 – fixed.
October 2, 2008 at 8:55 pm
It’s an Israel love-fest!
October 2, 2008 at 8:55 pm
@MBB 403 – excellent comparison re: Suede
October 2, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Meredith, I know, right? The 2 Americas.
October 2, 2008 at 8:55 pm
sarah palin is SO relieved to hear that they both love israel!!!!!!!!! if only she knew why.
October 2, 2008 at 8:55 pm
MAVERICK – DRAAAAANK
October 2, 2008 at 8:55 pm
country first – drink! maverick – drink!
October 2, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Israel unites everybody! Oh, except, um, not.
October 2, 2008 at 8:56 pm
@ mllejanine #410: It’s like Ed Flanders had a sex change.
October 2, 2008 at 8:56 pm
YEAH JOE, GET HER
MCAIN = BUSH
October 2, 2008 at 8:56 pm
@haguenite: YES! I always feel like such an asshole when I bring that stuff up. I understand the claims on both sides, but come on!
October 2, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Stop looking at what a fuckup this administration has been when McCain has voted with this administration what, 90% of the fucking time?!
GAAAAHHH!!!
October 2, 2008 at 8:56 pm
@ haguenite HELL YES
October 2, 2008 at 8:56 pm
now that israel is covered, what about the US of A?!
October 2, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Biden does not look that bald from the front – good hair.
October 2, 2008 at 8:57 pm
remember when we deterred japan??
October 2, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Honey, you with a nuclear weapon is “a dangerous regime,” mmmmkay?
October 2, 2008 at 8:57 pm
What did she just say? Nuc-u-ler weapons bad…hurty a lot of people.
October 2, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Say it with me, folks! Nuuuu-clee-ar.
October 2, 2008 at 8:57 pm
There is NO safe status for nuclear weapons dingbat.
October 2, 2008 at 8:57 pm
its JUNG, not JONG.
October 2, 2008 at 8:57 pm
did she just say kim jungle?
October 2, 2008 at 8:57 pm
we get it, sarah. you know the names of leaders of NK and Iran. congrats, you can now pass a 9th grade current events class.
October 2, 2008 at 8:57 pm
How the fuck do you “quickly bring up Afghanistan”?
October 2, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Seriously. I’m bordering on fucking homicidal. OMG. OMfuckingG.
October 2, 2008 at 8:58 pm
she’s like that dancin’ chicken on the hot stove.
October 2, 2008 at 8:58 pm
NOOK-U-LER
October 2, 2008 at 8:58 pm
How do the people prepping her NOT teach her to pronounce the names of important political leaders?!? Do they think it’s more “cute” for her to screw them up?
October 2, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Enough with the third person.
October 2, 2008 at 8:58 pm
she won’t know what was said today – she doesn’t read any newspapers!
October 2, 2008 at 8:58 pm
I hate the notion that it’s dangerous to even TALK about any criticism about our war efforts. What is this, Berlin in 1933? I mean… wtf? Dissent is patriotic, BITCH.
October 2, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Honey, NO ONE who goes into Afghanistan wins. Never has, never will.
October 2, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Biden is schooling her.
October 2, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Fuck the building of schools. It’s not working. They’re being blown up, burnt out, teachers are being threatened. Afghanistan is not a rebuilding mission. This is how you assholes sucked other countries into this mission and we resent you for it. FUCK YOU.
October 2, 2008 at 8:59 pm
@Meredith 443 – you know what’s NOT patriotic?
paying taxes, apparently!
October 2, 2008 at 9:00 pm
He just looks SO much more informed and understanding of complex issues. Sadly, I’m not sure that’ll register with many people.
October 2, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Spot on, Devil.
October 2, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Yes, Kadinsky…but she’s not teachable!!!!
October 2, 2008 at 9:00 pm
she doesn’t even know what a civil society is – or what it means!
October 2, 2008 at 9:01 pm
is she checking things off a list??
she’s playing bingo too!
October 2, 2008 at 9:01 pm
@theguvnah: oh goody, i guess the US can rely on the benevolence of american corporations to foot the bill for all of our warring
October 2, 2008 at 9:01 pm
@theguvnah #447: Right, because the government sucks anyway so why should we give them money? MAKES A LOT OF SENSE.
October 2, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Can’t…listen…it burns me.
October 2, 2008 at 9:01 pm
@kadinsky452: She’s throwing the game!!!
October 2, 2008 at 9:02 pm
doesn’t she realize we’re talking about millions of deaths?
WHY IS SHE STILL SMILING?
October 2, 2008 at 9:02 pm
@kadinsky – yes, she has a list and is furiously trying to check everything off
October 2, 2008 at 9:03 pm
@ kadinsky 452: she thinks it’s her list of talking points!
October 2, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Lil’ smokies in grape jelly, BangieB. Go to a happy place.
October 2, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Darfur! Do something! Do something!!!!!!
October 2, 2008 at 9:03 pm
This sympathy meter on CNN must be broken, or the people holding the controls are idiots, because they seem to love her gibberish and are having trouble comprehending Biden’s comments. *shakes head, cries a little*
October 2, 2008 at 9:03 pm
I don’t have the stomach for genocide either. That’s an odd turn of phrase.
October 2, 2008 at 9:03 pm
sorry, joe, who is chad?
October 2, 2008 at 9:03 pm
outsider – drink!
October 2, 2008 at 9:03 pm
the audience line drops – ha!
October 2, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Blegh. This pisses me off too much. I’m going back to bed for another 2.5 hours of sleep.
October 2, 2008 at 9:04 pm
He just TOLD you why he voted for it, you fucking moron.
October 2, 2008 at 9:04 pm
i dont want straight talk bitch!!
October 2, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Seriously, WHY ARE YOU SMILING? It’s NOT funny. It’s NOT pleasant. This is motherfucking serious business.
America wants straight talk? They are NOT getting it from you. You talk in circles. McCain lies. Straight talk is coming from Obama/Biden.
October 2, 2008 at 9:04 pm
oh flip flop – like thanks but no thanks on the bridge?!
October 2, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Oh honey, we are WELL aware that you are a Washington outsider.
October 2, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Cravin’ that straight talk!
No, bitch, I’m craving a stop to the motherfucking insanity cutting into my goddamn future and my daughter’s goddamn future and, like, killing a whole bunch of people.
October 2, 2008 at 9:04 pm
the line went up when she wiped the fucking grin off her mug.
October 2, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Sweet dreams, Haguenite.
October 2, 2008 at 9:05 pm
WTF is she rambling about with Darfur???
October 2, 2008 at 9:05 pm
so with even the input of more knowledge,no one should change their mind ever, palin? NO WONDER YOU ARE SO RETARDED! LEARN!
October 2, 2008 at 9:06 pm
oooh cheney
boooo hissss
October 2, 2008 at 9:06 pm
@421 Paisley: Ok-ily dok-ily, Gwen. People are a-cravin’ the straight talk.
October 2, 2008 at 9:07 pm
john mccain LOST that war
October 2, 2008 at 9:07 pm
oh here we go w/ the war hero bullshit!
October 2, 2008 at 9:07 pm
john McCain knows how to get captured.
October 2, 2008 at 9:07 pm
“John McCain knows how to win a war.”
Oh yeah? Which war? Vietnam, you twit!?
October 2, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Nice color on Gwen. Have we covered that?
October 2, 2008 at 9:07 pm
how the fuck do you take policies out of war?? why does she think wars start?!
October 2, 2008 at 9:07 pm
blunder
blunder
blunder
blunder
October 2, 2008 at 9:08 pm
LOL! Way to plug your website, Joe!
October 2, 2008 at 9:08 pm
good answer joe – he needs to compare him carrying on obama’s ideas to johnson carrying on kennedy’s great society – go for the heartstrings!
October 2, 2008 at 9:08 pm
i have chills – nicely done joe!
October 2, 2008 at 9:09 pm
uh oh. bush doctrine. do you think they taught her what that is yet?
October 2, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Palin: BUSH DOCTRINE! I know that one!
October 2, 2008 at 9:09 pm
She’s stooooopid…there’s no other way to put it…she’s a manipulative and patronizing cunt. She is not fit to run Alaska, let alone the entire union. Fuck her. Fuck McCain for thinking with his dick. FUCK THEM ALL!
October 2, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Nighty night girls.
I think I can safely say I now care more about American politics than Palin. Would Palin get up at 3 AM to watch a debate? I don’t think so.
paisley483: Ha! BURN!
October 2, 2008 at 9:09 pm
i beg to disagree
i beg to disagree
i beg to disagree
STRONG PEOPLE DON’T BEG. THEY JUST DISAGREE. THEY DON’T BEG TO. and the fucking saying is, “beg to differ”
and why is she involuntarily winking?
October 2, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Score one for continuity of operations Joe!!! She scares the fucking hell out of me and she just won’t answer Gwen’s question.
October 2, 2008 at 9:10 pm
he doesn’t ask you to check your opinions at the door – because he doesn’t respect you – and you don’t have any!
October 2, 2008 at 9:10 pm
I can’t listen for more than a couple of seconds before I start getting all filled with rage. I need chocolate. I need someone to hold me. AYL? Why aren’t you here?
October 2, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Bad answer- she’ll do whatever the hell she wants? There go the independents!
October 2, 2008 at 9:10 pm
tell us how much your gov. spent on those bridges, governor.
October 2, 2008 at 9:10 pm
he has never asked me to check my opinion at the door.
he just met you 5 weeks ago.
October 2, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Yes, CHOICE is good.
October 2, 2008 at 9:11 pm
She really doesn’t have a WTF clue as to how DC works does she…it’s call lobby firms honey. They don’t give a damn about main street, for either party.
October 2, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Fucking Scranton.
October 2, 2008 at 9:11 pm
FUCK YOUR STUPID FOLKSY BULLSHIT
SERIOUSLY
I CANNOT TAKE THIS
I AM SHRIEKING
October 2, 2008 at 9:12 pm
She is so unbelievable.
October 2, 2008 at 9:12 pm
doggone it, joe.
October 2, 2008 at 9:12 pm
doggone it, god bless her, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
October 2, 2008 at 9:12 pm
@bangieb: i’m here, baby. i’m here.
are they flirting? i feel like they’re gonna get it on later.
October 2, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Do you get the sense Akmadinijad that she’s saying certain Akmadinijad names and words repeatedly to Akmadinijad prove she knows Akmadinijad what they are/mean and Akmadinijad how to pronounce Akmadinijad them Akmadinijad?
October 2, 2008 at 9:12 pm
wtf? i think she just broke into her local weather girl routine
October 2, 2008 at 9:12 pm
ooooh, a shout out to the third graders! Holla!
October 2, 2008 at 9:13 pm
extra credit, ya’ll.
October 2, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Good call, Gwen! No one wants to be Veep!
October 2, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Ugh. I’m waiting for the post-debate analysis of how her bangs affected her presentation. Blinky McWinkerson.
October 2, 2008 at 9:13 pm
she shouldn’t be the president’s running mate. she should be regis philbin’s running mate. what the fuck is she doing?
October 2, 2008 at 9:13 pm
did she just call gwen lame?!?!
October 2, 2008 at 9:14 pm
omg y’all she will totally take her job seriously.
October 2, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Why the hell couldn’t Biden just say that she left downtown Wasilla in a tens of millions of debt…. duh.
October 2, 2008 at 9:14 pm
she’s already asking for more POWAH.
i’m scared.
October 2, 2008 at 9:14 pm
No dingbat, you DON’T know what the VP does…it wasn’t a joke.
October 2, 2008 at 9:14 pm
@justT: she’s 6 wisps away from hipster bangs. watch out, now.
October 2, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Omigod her voice is horrible as it is and she just ramped up the ‘I’m a normal person using a ridiculous amount of folksy phrases’. My head is about to explode don’t ya know, ya.
October 2, 2008 at 9:14 pm
OMG John McCain tapped that.
October 2, 2008 at 9:15 pm
No Child Left Behind is a policy and operational disaster, $$ or no $$.
October 2, 2008 at 9:15 pm
@ coopergirl #515: Seriously? IF SHE is an example of what McCain thinks is qualified, can you imagine his fucking cabinet? His picks for the Supreme Court? FUCK ME!
October 2, 2008 at 9:15 pm
More constitutional power to the VP over the Senate? Wha-wha-wha-wha-whaaaaaaat?
October 2, 2008 at 9:15 pm
she has a special needs kid! she knows what it’s like! too bad mccain has consistently voted to CUT special needs education funding.
October 2, 2008 at 9:15 pm
“I know what a VP does. I get to tell those boys what to do! Drill, baby, drill!”
October 2, 2008 at 9:16 pm
change. i think i would like some change. if only someone would bring some change.
October 2, 2008 at 9:16 pm
what constitution is she referring too? she doesn’t know what the fuck she’s talking about!
October 2, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Darth Cheney. Word.
October 2, 2008 at 9:17 pm
HA! TAKE THAT CHENEY!
October 2, 2008 at 9:17 pm
can’t. string. words. together.
October 2, 2008 at 9:17 pm
go get ’em joe – go after cheney! and school this bitch on the constitutional basis for the vp!
October 2, 2008 at 9:17 pm
@Paisley524: That line of thought makes me want to pack my bags and find my passport!!!! I can’t bear the thought of what McCain will pick….NOOOOOO.
October 2, 2008 at 9:17 pm
@AYL: We need a “But Enough About You” post here analyzing her hipster-ish-ness.
October 2, 2008 at 9:18 pm
This thing goes on until 11? I can’t take it.
October 2, 2008 at 9:18 pm
FIRST TERM GOVERNOR, BITCH.
how much fucking progress could you make huh?
October 2, 2008 at 9:19 pm
ALASKA is not the heartland and you are not middle class, sweetheart.
October 2, 2008 at 9:19 pm
if we want to move towards new energy, why should we give a shit about her oil regulation experience?
October 2, 2008 at 9:19 pm
What part of Gwen’s last question did dingbat not understand.
October 2, 2008 at 9:19 pm
M asks aloud if she doesn’t understand the question as it pertains to one’s Achilles Heel.
October 2, 2008 at 9:19 pm
After McPalin loses, may she go home to Alaska, be kicked out office and live the remainder of her life in a remote cabin far from the reality of her being more of a joke as Veep than Dan Quayle.
October 2, 2008 at 9:19 pm
ex sep shunalizism
October 2, 2008 at 9:19 pm
awwwwwwwwwwww fuck – reagan!
October 2, 2008 at 9:19 pm
so…WHAT IS YOUR WEAKNESS. answer the fucking QUESTION!
October 2, 2008 at 9:19 pm
“Equal RICE,” everybody…
October 2, 2008 at 9:19 pm
@C 532 – i cannot handle the speaking style. THAT is her achilles heel because she does it when she doesn’t have anything substantive to say.
October 2, 2008 at 9:19 pm
Know what else Reagan said famously? ‘Welfare queens and black bucks’.
October 2, 2008 at 9:20 pm
@paisley: OMG I HEARD THAT. i said to my friend “what is equal rice?”
October 2, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Biden has “excessive passion”. rowr.
October 2, 2008 at 9:20 pm
YES! Bring up the violence against women act.
October 2, 2008 at 9:21 pm
@SBJ #541: Thank you M, I thought I was crazy there for a moment.
October 2, 2008 at 9:21 pm
go get ’em joe!
October 2, 2008 at 9:21 pm
aww joe!
October 2, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Sob story analysis:
Widower with two gravely injured sons > special needs child.
Nice try, Palin!
October 2, 2008 at 9:21 pm
i have a new old man crush
October 2, 2008 at 9:21 pm
SP doesn’t know what “Achilles Heel” means. Or maybe she’s opting for the interview strategy of “my weakness is that I just work TOO hard…”
October 2, 2008 at 9:21 pm
@ Devil #534: How do you feel about Costa Rica? Do you like cats? My brother has a boat in The Gulf and can get us there on the cheap. Bring your bikinis.
October 2, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Biden dropped the gender bomb!!
and then he almost cried. or threw up.
October 2, 2008 at 9:21 pm
getting choked up, he is.
October 2, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Yeah, she can’t follow that.
October 2, 2008 at 9:22 pm
awwww – he got teary eyed! Joe Love!
October 2, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Biden just hit it out of the park with that one.
October 2, 2008 at 9:22 pm
OMG Biden got choked up! That was beautiful, man!
October 2, 2008 at 9:23 pm
If I hear MAVERICK one more fucking time, I’m breaking out the Palin voodoo doll and a REALLY BIG knitting needle. AGHHHHH
October 2, 2008 at 9:23 pm
“he is the man we need to leave”
FREUDIAN SLIP.
October 2, 2008 at 9:23 pm
I think the fact that Palin could play Paul Newman in the movie is def helping our boy tonight.
October 2, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Her cabinet has aisles? Which cabinet? Kitchen cabinet.
HE IS THE MAN THAT WE NEED TO LEAVE
We have not got to allow..
omg, she is amazing.
October 2, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Yes, leave McCain! LEAVE!
October 2, 2008 at 9:23 pm
ah yes, that Lieberman is quite a maverick.
October 2, 2008 at 9:23 pm
HAHA, yeah. MAVERICK SMACK-DOWN!
October 2, 2008 at 9:23 pm
OH SNAP! He ain’t no Maverick!!!!
October 2, 2008 at 9:23 pm
yes! take on the maverick. that myth crashes and burns.
October 2, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Hey Joe, what did Obama ever vote besides “PRESENT”?
October 2, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Fuck me…not Palin playing Paul Newman…BIDEN…but you bitches are smarter than Palin, and already knew that.
October 2, 2008 at 9:24 pm
She is kicking Biden’s ass! Why did BO pick a stick in the mud?
October 2, 2008 at 9:25 pm
hell yeah mention Bork!
October 2, 2008 at 9:25 pm
Your guy got his ass kicked buy a woman. Stuff that in your pipe and smoke it
October 2, 2008 at 9:26 pm
What debate are you watching, Trolly McTrollerson?
October 2, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Your guy got his ass kicked by a woman. Stuff that in your pipe and smoke it
October 2, 2008 at 9:26 pm
no – i don’t compromise – that’s a great way to lead!
October 2, 2008 at 9:26 pm
She just admitted that she “quasi-caved in” as Gov. poor word choice.
October 2, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Fuck you, internet troll! Douche. Slut Machine. Whichever.
October 2, 2008 at 9:26 pm
@577: Man, I hope you’re not driving tonight.
October 2, 2008 at 9:26 pm
why is alaska like the end all be all? WHO CARES. try running a fucking country.
October 2, 2008 at 9:26 pm
@Not Ready to Lead: You really think so? I disagree. Wholly. I mean, I can’t really have an objective view on this, but I really, really don’t think she’s kicking Biden’s ass in any way.
October 2, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Palin: Alaskans never compromise. I always get what I want. I mean, ‘We’.
October 2, 2008 at 9:27 pm
She really just can’t answer a question directly.
Not Ready to Lead….you must be watching a very different debate than what I’m viewing!
October 2, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Best is, she has people to back up what she sais. Obama is running from his past of Wrights and Rescos, Flagers and Airs.
October 2, 2008 at 9:28 pm
@583 mllejanine – HA! I just spit out my drink!
October 2, 2008 at 9:28 pm
@Not Read to Lead: are you not ready to LEAVE?
October 2, 2008 at 9:28 pm
@Not Ready to Lead: are you not ready to LEAVE?
October 2, 2008 at 9:28 pm
@Sigourney #579: Expertly addressed, I must say.
October 2, 2008 at 9:28 pm
@582 Skinny: hahaha, same difference.
October 2, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Bjork hates Alaska.
October 2, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Her kids are of all political persuasions.
October 2, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Love her use of the word diverse..a redefiner this one.
October 2, 2008 at 9:30 pm
ohhhh – it’s the big bad mainstream media’s fault!
October 2, 2008 at 9:30 pm
um, Sarah – the MSM will tell us what you said just as soon as this is over.
October 2, 2008 at 9:30 pm
@PP: I have a little experience in these things.
October 2, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Sweets, you are fightin’ for this office, and nuttin’ else. You’ll be the one tripping McCain’s crotchety ass down the marble steps in order to get into the top stop.
October 2, 2008 at 9:30 pm
o goodie, another “mainstream media” criticism.
if you like talking to the american voters so much, sarah, you should actually try it sometime.
October 2, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Ah yes, couldn’t finish this up without bashing the mainstream media.
And DON’T take Obama’s talking point about the middle class for your own, BITCH! McCain didn’t mention the middle class ONCE in that debate.
October 2, 2008 at 9:30 pm
national security freedom!
she just strings buzzwords together
October 2, 2008 at 9:30 pm
@Kadinsky #595: Which one’s gay?
October 2, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Nice try Joe, but you just got your ass kicked by a girl.
October 2, 2008 at 9:30 pm
she’s been practicing this closing in her mirror.
October 2, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Freedom’s just another word for nothin’ left to lose… — Janis Joplin
October 2, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Those pagent skills have come in handy for this closing question…how special!
October 2, 2008 at 9:31 pm
@kandinsky 600: thank god i have two hours of my anderson cooper decoder ring to talk me through what i just heard.
October 2, 2008 at 9:32 pm
@ Devil #611: I thought the same damned thing. Emphasis and pauses, girlies!
October 2, 2008 at 9:32 pm
@badmer: girl?
October 2, 2008 at 9:33 pm
YEEAAAAH!!!!!!
October 2, 2008 at 9:33 pm
He meant “STAND UP”
October 2, 2008 at 9:33 pm
i’m ready to get up together joe!
October 2, 2008 at 9:33 pm
she is such a buzzkill! good nightly-diddly-doo, neighbors!
October 2, 2008 at 9:34 pm
i only see the cute palin kids up there, hmmmmm.
October 2, 2008 at 9:34 pm
oh good, your sleeping baby on stage again. nice.
October 2, 2008 at 9:35 pm
@theguvnah #620: Yeah, excuse me, but a baby is tough all bit itself, but a special needs baby as she leads our nation to “national security freedom?” Ugh.
October 2, 2008 at 9:36 pm
I kind of love our process when I see the families of both candidates glad handling on stage after it’s over. Seriously, I love it.
October 2, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Oh great, play the cute kid card Reps. Cheesy.
October 2, 2008 at 9:37 pm
put the fuckin baby to bed. it’s late.
October 2, 2008 at 9:37 pm
I’m guessing that’s the first Trig has seen his mums for the past week. Soak it up, kid!
October 2, 2008 at 9:37 pm
There ya go, pass that baby off to your 7 year-old.
October 2, 2008 at 9:39 pm
@bangieb: is the 7 year old is expecting, too? practice?
October 2, 2008 at 9:39 pm
That baby is making me sad. If you love your children < 5 y/o (or thereabouts), you leave them at home with a sitter and have them put to bed at a reasonable hour.
October 2, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Who is the blonde lesbian in the blue shirt? Get her away from the children!!!
October 2, 2008 at 9:39 pm
chris mathews just said that she sounded like she was reciting things for a spelling bee! ha!
October 2, 2008 at 9:40 pm
HA! The Coop’s crew is pointing out that Palin avoided answering questions, or as they say, “didn’t substantively give answers.” HA-ha-ha-ha!
October 2, 2008 at 9:40 pm
@bangieb: AHAH ITS ALL IN THE TUCKED IN SHIRT AND BELT. I THOUGHT THE SAME THING.
October 2, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Aw, step off on the mommy hate, you guys. I don’t like that. Every mom does it different.
October 2, 2008 at 9:41 pm
rachel maddow is going to town on crazy aunt sarah!
October 2, 2008 at 9:42 pm
<3 Rachel <3
October 2, 2008 at 9:42 pm
@Paisley #631: I just luv AC!! Oh, how I want him to launch into a thorough Palin disection/disembowelment after this commerical.
October 2, 2008 at 9:42 pm
She did a good job
October 2, 2008 at 9:42 pm
pat buchanan is saying that palin wiped the floor with biden. WTF
October 2, 2008 at 9:43 pm
@ MsScarlet #637: Pat Buchanan must have forgotten his Aricept this week.
October 2, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Pat = crazier than ever.
October 2, 2008 at 9:45 pm
@ Badmer #638: No…we’re savvy, independent women that don’t take anyone’s crap passed off in the name of a political party.
October 2, 2008 at 9:46 pm
CNN’s special little viewing party just gave it to Biden 3-1.
October 2, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Trolls are getting bounced the fuck outta here, I’m not gonna fuck with it.
October 2, 2008 at 9:48 pm
Throw them off the mountain!
October 2, 2008 at 9:48 pm
@ Kadinsky #643: LOL! I pity the troll that bothers the B-Cups! Punch is right!
October 2, 2008 at 9:49 pm
@ 643 kadinsky – THANKS!
October 2, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Hilare that the CNN anchor asked the stupidest woman in the group why she’s now going for McPalin and she had.trouble.speak.ing.
October 2, 2008 at 9:51 pm
@Kadinsky 643: Can we boil the trolls in oil before you get to throw them off the mountain….PLEZ!
October 2, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Thats right, No opinion other than your opinion! Typical liberals.
October 2, 2008 at 9:52 pm
@ Badmer #649: *yawn*
October 2, 2008 at 9:57 pm
I get such a kick out of you guys. You can have a debate on a conservitive blog, but here there is no room for that. What are you all afraid of? That is why you will allways be in the minority.
Gore/Bush, Kerry/Bush: The American people will once again choose the lesser of the two evils in 2008.
October 2, 2008 at 10:00 pm
@Badmer: I love a good political debate with someone I don’t agree with and engage in them often. It’s a great way to examine what I believe and why I believe it. Sometimes I change my mind.
But I cannot take seriously someone who says, “Nice try Joe, but you just got your ass kicked by a girl” and means it. And, whether that “girl” kicked ass (she’s a grown woman, btw), means it as something “girls” don’t usually do.
It’s not your partisanship that offends. It’s your sexism and your ignorance.
October 2, 2008 at 10:01 pm
@badmer: so far your arguments have been :
she kicked his ass (without any examples or explanation)
she is a girl
not exactly “debate.” all you are doing is trolling.
October 2, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Kadinsky, plez to let the troll tossing commence.
October 2, 2008 at 10:03 pm
@ AGreenEyeDevil – I concur! Is giving me a headache.
October 2, 2008 at 10:08 pm
@ badmer 651: So… why are you here? Clearly there are places more open to your thinking.
Personally, I think Obama is INFINITELY less “evil” than McCain. It’s not even a close decision for me, or for anyone I know. Of course, I have never bought into the “don’t vote” rhetoric of the Republicans, who only ever benefit from the school of thought you purpotedly represent.
October 2, 2008 at 10:14 pm
@651 Technically the American people didn’t choose Bush in 2000. So there’s that.
October 2, 2008 at 10:15 pm
@ single-malt #652: KAH-POW!
October 2, 2008 at 10:17 pm
@Mllejanine #651: This Floridian says BA-ZAM!
October 2, 2008 at 10:28 pm
WHAM-O!
Now I want whiskey and fancy pajammers.
October 3, 2008 at 12:02 am
I’m all for boiling trolls and throwing them off the mountain, but can we do it while listening to Peer Gynt? I need atmosphere for these types of things.
Gosh, I’m happy I went back to bed a bit after four. Still incredibly tired though.
October 3, 2008 at 6:55 am
Oh my god. I’m so sorry I missed this. You gals are amazing, and it’s going to take me 2 afternoons to catch up on this thread.
Um, viva la Haaaackey Maaaam?
Naaaaah.
October 3, 2008 at 7:56 am
Not sure if anyone is still reading this the day after, but if so, here’s a good link!
http://www.areyousmarterthansarahpalin.com/
October 3, 2008 at 8:17 am
I must say it bugs me to see ANYONE with a baby out past its bedtime. Not just Palin. It just bothers me because I know how kids need a routine. That is my only issue on the baby front — please, don’t use the baby as a prop or an accessory … put the baby to bed!
Also, I had to cover this last night so here are my thoughts:
If you believed her to be a drooling fool, then she did well.
But if she had come off like a knowledgeable and competent would-be VP in the past few weeks, you would have said Biden crushed her.
She was sufficient. That was it. He was masterful.
October 3, 2008 at 8:29 am
I think she did well AND Biden crushed her.
October 3, 2008 at 8:30 am
I mean… you know. Relatively well. For her.
October 3, 2008 at 8:37 am
@BDJ: I think my favorite part of this thread is the written pronounciation of Palin’s lines.
and yes, lines as in script because there was nothing she said that wasn’t force fed to her over the last few days.
October 3, 2008 at 8:41 am
Meredith: Exactly. For her, she did well. For someone competent and skilled, she did badly.