HIPSTER ALERT! HIPSTER ALERT! HIPSTER ALERT!

Welcome back to But Enough About You…nice to have you again so soon. As you can see, this is an extra-special hipster overshare post for the week. Remember “Self-Titled” – it’s not deja vu, he’s really just that douche-y! Wants you to fetch Parliament Lights in exchange for promised booze, couldn’t afford his own copy of the next Twilight book in the series, and didn’t seem to know how libraries worked?

IT IS HIS BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK.

Alas, choice bulletins authored by this P.O.S. abound.

Latest, greatest:

SUBJECT:  does anyone work at Urban Outfitters!?

if so, please – please – please, help a birthday boy out by letting me use you for your discount!!

there’s a jacket i want that’s just a bit out of my price range, but i’m sure with an employee discount it will be more than affordable.


thanks!!

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WOW! KA-CHOW! BA-ZAAM! You know the drill. Faster, Pussycat! Kill, kill!

*Contributed by SkinnyBoneJones*

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