I hate this shit, yo.  Hey look!  It’s Sephora’s birfday!  This email says there are
“gifts to me” but really, it’s just a listing of shit IIIIIIIII get to buy in “honor”
of a store’s birthday!  Yay!

Oh wait, pardon me for glossing over the free fucking lipstick case that I might
get if there are any left and only after I sit through a consultation designed
to make me feel like shit about my skin/hair/complexion and I buy a C note
worth of shit.