Um…. So I know the Holiday season is upon us, and the cosmetic companies are starting their ho-ho-hooring a little early this year, but… This is ridiculous. Feast your eyes on either the funniest or the saddest celebrity cosmetic endorsement, after the jump!

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From: Murad Skincare Experts

To: biscuitdoughjones

Sent: Wednesday, November 12, 2008 12:17 PM

Subject: Get Josie Bissett’s Youthful Glow

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AAAAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAA!! Like anybody’s going to buy this shit because an aging star on a nearly-forgotten TV show is testifying for it. Seriously, Josie Bissett, I don’t know whether to laugh or to cry. Don’t get me wrong, she’s beautiful. She looks utterly fantastic for any age. But, Murad, if you wanted to re-animate the corpse of an old 90s dinosaur, the least you could have done is pick one with a breath of relevance left in them! Might we suggest Shannen Doherty or Jennie Garth, as they’re currently on the career revival upswing. Pick someone like the lady who plays Lily Van der Woodsen Bass. Or anyone currently featured on the CW. Get with the now!

Please list your pics for Stars of the Past whom you would like to see in a cosmetics campaign in the comments. I’m pulling for Judith Light, myself.

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