Biggest props ever to BritneyCanadaWhore of SugarWalls fame for turning me on to this clip from The Big Gay Sketch Show.  Although I vaguely remember hearing about this program last year, this is the first snippet I’ve seen from the show and if it’s generally representative, you can count me a gayhard fan.

From the always reliable Wikipedia:

The Big Gay Sketch Show is an LGBT-themed sketch comedy program that debuted on Logo on April 24, 2007. The series is produced by Rosie O’Donnell and directed by Amanda Bearse. The program was originally titled “The Big Gay Show” but was renamed during production. As the name indicates, the show features comedy sketches with gay themes or a gay twist. Sketch topics include parodies of old sitcoms like The Honeymooners and The Facts of Life under the Nick at Nite-parodying heading “Logo at Nite,” a lesbian speed dating session and an extended send-up of Broadway legend Elaine Stritch working as a Wal-Mart greeter, among other decidedly un-glamorous jobs.

Seriously, if Saturday Night Live was this funny, I would tune in every week.  The clip of choice, with a little bit of breakdown starts here.

This clip, folks, is of a lesbian sex hotline.  And this hotline chica knows how to turn a lesbian on:  With talk of “domestic partner benefits and reproductive freedom.”  She knows what the ladies want, and that includes mind-blowing season tickets to the WNBA. 

This is SFW, although I recommend watching in the privacy of your own home so you can fully appreciate, and I don’t want to blow any of the best lines.  I give you, however, a Tailfeather-Stamped-Guaranteed-LOL, meaning I stake my reputation on it.  If you don’t laugh, you are a) dead b) or are one of those people who think lesbians have no sense of humor and are therefore c) a bad person with no sense of humor.