I am an avowed Twitter-hater. I just don’t get the point — send a text, you know?

But in any event, apparently there are some kind of Twitter awards happening right now, and I want this Tweet (Twit??) to win. It’s the Twitter of a cat named Sockington, and it is fucking funny.

Click on the link and then go read his Tweet (Twit??). An example: “not in the mood to deal with anyone right now WAIT IS THAT STRING?”

All you Twitter people out there, go cast your vote for Sockington. He’s far more interesting than many of the other fameballs on Twitter.