Quote of the day:

“I don’t mean to sound racist, but I simply don’t like Asians. I used to work with some and they were very rude.”

Rich, coming from the rudest woman I know.

And her continuing hate-on for her best friend’s daughter:

“To think she actually went to her ex-husband’s funeral after bad-mouthing him around the neighbourhood for two years!”

Extremely rich coming from a woman whom I overheard plotting to kill my father shortly after their divorce, ran him down to whoever would listen and yet sobbed crocodile tears at his funeral 10 years later.

But on the plus side, she made me gin and tonics pretty much all day, folded a basket of laundry and cleared the table after dinner. I am trying to look on the bright side!!!