She is still at the airport. Both her flights have been cancelled due to typical Air Canada lying bullshit fucking liar-fuckheads bullshit.  If she doesn’t get on the next one — the LAST one — she will not get out til Monday since Sunday’s flights are all booked. Guess who’s coming back just as I fashioned a bong out of a Miller Lite can?

Air Canada, you are a motherfucking asshole and I have hated you for years with good reason. I must have sensed this day would come.

UPDATE: The plane has taken off. I repeat, the plane has taken off!!!