ZOMG, y’all, it’s the beginning of the end of everything we’ve all been waiting for! Are you ready? We are. We are so fucking ready. Join the crew of BCP’s Sugar Walls for a live blog of tonight’s premiere episode of the final season of The L-Word. It’s bound to be full of sex, surprises and Sapphic pussy drama galore. On your snark, get set — GO!
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January 18, 2009 at 7:51 pm
I’m almost caught up with last season’s finale. Just a few more minutes.
January 18, 2009 at 7:54 pm
you guys…i killed jenny schecter.
January 18, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Yay, Boo! Somebody had to put her outta her misery!
January 18, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Oh hai! I just wanted to let you guys know that M & I will be here at 9PM PST, but some of the East Coast lez girls (HA, that was a bad joke) will be here to kick it off.
Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do! (By that, of course, I mean anything goes.)
January 18, 2009 at 8:02 pm
SHIT the lead up commercials are so exciting! i’m getting wet!
January 18, 2009 at 8:03 pm
shit this is like waiting for your vibrator to charge.
January 18, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Thanks for explaining Skinny’s joke for me, AYL, now let’s tone down the dirty talk.
Or not.
January 18, 2009 at 8:04 pm
STARTS NOW
January 18, 2009 at 8:04 pm
TV MA y’all. put the kids to bed.
January 18, 2009 at 8:05 pm
How long before Shane bangs the lady cop?
January 18, 2009 at 8:05 pm
cops, cops, woman in a swimming pool…is this without a trace? is the wrong channel on?
January 18, 2009 at 8:06 pm
YEAH LETS BRING THE DEAD BODY RIGHT IN FRONT OF BABY ANGEICA. classy.
January 18, 2009 at 8:07 pm
betty theme song…pee while you can.
January 18, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Like they would stop with J’s body in the middle of the living room. As if.
January 18, 2009 at 8:09 pm
they’re showing the final scenes from last season…laying on thick how much jenny loved her friends, blah blah, i wanna tell nikki how much i love her, blah blah, BANG, SHANES GOING DOWN ON HER.
January 18, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Damn, J, SHUT UP. Gah. If she’s dead then we shouldn’t have to look at her.
January 18, 2009 at 8:10 pm
for those with alcohol at home, drink every time tina says ” fuck “
January 18, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Our new restaurant: “Chock Full of Lesbians”
January 18, 2009 at 8:10 pm
clearly angie and i are the only ones watching…
January 18, 2009 at 8:11 pm
car chase! the wind blowing shane’s overly producted (wha?) hair around while she screams FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK because of traffic. oh great, nikki’s in on the chase too. lets all chase jenny like she wants.
January 18, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Hey, y’all? Is anyone reading? Cause, if not, AYL and I are just sitting here together talking through this blog.
January 18, 2009 at 8:12 pm
tasha’s so badass when she’s wasted
January 18, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Tasha is one angry tomboy.
January 18, 2009 at 8:13 pm
I guess Helena will save the big gay movie.
January 18, 2009 at 8:13 pm
c’mon hit her tash! whip her with your dog tags!
January 18, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Ooooh. Dog tags. Nice.
January 18, 2009 at 8:14 pm
@bangieb: helena will save the big gay movie and dylan will come in and save the show.
January 18, 2009 at 8:15 pm
i think tibette’s babysitter is gay. i’m outting her.
January 18, 2009 at 8:15 pm
damn gay neighbors and their gay fights!
January 18, 2009 at 8:16 pm
of course cheating bette would stick up for triflin’ shane.
January 18, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Who is Dylan?
Okay, and who will do the babysitter first? Bette or Shane?
January 18, 2009 at 8:17 pm
wow…could they have at least TRIED to make nikki look the same as she did last season…continuity, people, continuity…
January 18, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Please, like you would mind if Shane trifled (sp?) all up on you.
January 18, 2009 at 8:17 pm
bangieb: BETTE WILL, AND DYLAN IS ALEXANDRA, don’t make me pin you!
January 18, 2009 at 8:18 pm
That’s right, Shane, beg.
January 18, 2009 at 8:18 pm
i dont think we need to see jenny’s face that close
January 18, 2009 at 8:18 pm
What does “pin” mean?
January 18, 2009 at 8:18 pm
“i didn’t fuck your gf”
“jenny, she only ate me out”
January 18, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Because eatin’ and cheatin, right? Fuck that.
January 18, 2009 at 8:19 pm
WELL THEN ITS OKAY.
January 18, 2009 at 8:19 pm
soldier sex! wooo
January 18, 2009 at 8:20 pm
angie, there’s no one here…
January 18, 2009 at 8:20 pm
That’s right, Alice, “sex” is something in common that will sustain your relationship. Right.
January 18, 2009 at 8:21 pm
hey nikki, go hump a pillow somewhere.
January 18, 2009 at 8:21 pm
I know, Boo, it’s just us, sitting a foot apart, typing.
January 18, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Seriously, Jenny! Shut the fuck up with your dramatic gay lesbian bullshit.
January 18, 2009 at 8:22 pm
aw, tibette’s going to adopt shane.
January 18, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Yeah, Nikki. You are no Lindsay Lohan. Gah.
January 18, 2009 at 8:22 pm
WHAT? CARMEN’S BACK?
January 18, 2009 at 8:23 pm
jk, i juust wanted to rile up the non-existant readers..
January 18, 2009 at 8:23 pm
dont get me started on LL, bange..
January 18, 2009 at 8:23 pm
I have dreams about Shane knocking on my bedroom window and begging to come in.
January 18, 2009 at 8:24 pm
@b: yeah, begging to come
January 18, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Not really. It just sounds good.
January 18, 2009 at 8:24 pm
@b: yeah, begging to come
January 18, 2009 at 8:25 pm
WHERE’S DAWN AND HER LOVER CINDY?
January 18, 2009 at 8:26 pm
shane, think before she acts? yeahhhh. that’s a good one, tina.
January 18, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Things that happen in the dark have consequences. Really?
January 18, 2009 at 8:27 pm
shane, you can stay on angie’s couch. really. i’ll make it up for you.
January 18, 2009 at 8:29 pm
another lesbian car chase? seriously? can’t we have a sex scene? i mean we’re like 30 mins in and i haven’t seen titty.
January 18, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Poor homeless tomboy.
January 18, 2009 at 8:31 pm
What, are Jenny and Molly gonna do it now? These lesbians are such fantastic whores, much like the homos.
January 18, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Jenny is such a fucking liar.
January 18, 2009 at 8:32 pm
oh jenny you fuckin asshole trouble maker. don’t make molly cry. or as angie say’s it, “crai”
January 18, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Oh, that’s right, read her letter. This dumb bitch doesn’t even have enough class to drink Maker’s Mark instead of some cheap shit.
Wait, the letter is written on notebook paper? Is Shane fucking a college student?
January 18, 2009 at 8:35 pm
no, but molly is.
January 18, 2009 at 8:35 pm
YAY BETTE, TELL HER.
go same-sex parents!
January 18, 2009 at 8:36 pm
wait, what’s wrong with college students? :-/
January 18, 2009 at 8:37 pm
I bet our vet wouldn’t treat you that way if you took in one of the pups.
January 18, 2009 at 8:37 pm
nikki looks like a fuckin cupie doll
January 18, 2009 at 8:39 pm
papi’s back? LAME.
January 18, 2009 at 8:39 pm
oh shit, and gabbi…
January 18, 2009 at 8:40 pm
oh great…the first sex scene has to be between jenny and nikki? gag me with a dick.
January 18, 2009 at 8:40 pm
actually..don’t. gross.
January 18, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Who’s Papi?
Who’s Gabbi?
NO DICK TALK ON THE LESBIAN THREAD.
January 18, 2009 at 8:41 pm
hey nikki, i think jenny wants you on your back so stop fucking talking.
January 18, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Too much sex-as-a-weapon on this show.
I’m bored.
January 18, 2009 at 8:42 pm
papi’s the “ultimate lover” or whatever and gabbi is alice’s old old ex girlfriend bitchface.
January 18, 2009 at 8:45 pm
So they have their own “Peach Pit After Dark”…NICE!
January 18, 2009 at 8:45 pm
So they have their own “Peach Pit After Dark”…NICE!
January 18, 2009 at 8:46 pm
lame
lame
lame
more sex
Oh, and Bette? Your promises don’t mean shit. Seriously? Why would Tina fall for this?
Never say never.
January 18, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Oh, yes.
yes
yes
yes
I guess Papi is the ultimate lover. And here I thought I was.
January 18, 2009 at 8:48 pm
This Jenny/Nikki sex scene is stupid.
OOOOh. I have always wanted once of those bubble chairs that hang from the ceiling.
January 18, 2009 at 8:48 pm
yeah i really dont need to see jenny and nikki’s moaning sweaty nonsense
January 18, 2009 at 8:53 pm
I can’t stand Kitt. And Jenny? Delicate? Fragile? Whatever.
January 18, 2009 at 8:54 pm
KIT’S GOING DOWN ON SHANE?
January 18, 2009 at 8:54 pm
jk.
January 18, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Pam Grier is about as good of an actress as Blake Lively.
January 18, 2009 at 8:55 pm
so…when’s samantha ronson going to guest star? i’m bored.
January 18, 2009 at 8:55 pm
@bangie: dan…
January 18, 2009 at 8:57 pm
oh AN DJENNY TURNS IT AROUND. KICKED TO TEH CURB!
January 18, 2009 at 8:57 pm
I have a feeling that my pretty, pretty girl would not be for SamRon being on this show.
January 18, 2009 at 8:59 pm
what happened to alice’s/leisha hailey’s tribal arm tattoo? it’s all pale and looks make-up-ed out?
January 18, 2009 at 9:00 pm
“Helena? Can we just have some service, please?”
shut up jenny! and, an now Kit is gonna start her nattering. can’t…take…any…more!
January 18, 2009 at 9:01 pm
IT’S OVER! CAN WE HAVE SUPPER NOW?
January 18, 2009 at 9:01 pm
yeah not sure how i liked the premiere…all that’s keeping me sane is the knowledge that DYLAN is coming around again.
January 18, 2009 at 9:05 pm
we out
xoxo
January 18, 2009 at 9:06 pm
XOXO
Lesbian Girl
January 18, 2009 at 9:07 pm
awww booo that was a good one!
January 18, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Skinny! M! Y’all get in here. I can’t believe we were all alone!
January 18, 2009 at 11:06 pm
ZOMG, no one is in here. Flaky motherfucking dykes.
Shane & Bette are in robes? Oh, and Bette & Tina are “partners” now? Was that a deal.
DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE.
Ok, just the one.
January 18, 2009 at 11:07 pm
Gee, Jenny, when you rise from the dead, you MUST tell me who makes your eyeshadow. The staying power is drop-dead gorgeous.
Oops, was that insensitive? Sorry.
January 18, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Lucy Lawless? XENA! M says. (She is too good to live blog, apparently.)
January 18, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Wow, this car chase scene is SO Angelina Jolie. Gay.
January 18, 2009 at 11:13 pm
Why is Tash mad? WHY ARE YOU MAD, TASHA?!?! STOP IT! Stop packing up.
January 18, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Apparently Alice kissed the designer chicky and then Shane told her to break up with Tasha.
January 18, 2009 at 11:15 pm
You don’t give a toddler ADVIL for congestion. Jackass.
Guest #1: Why does she (Bette) have a fucking sequin butterfly on her dress? It’s hideous.
January 18, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Bette + Tina: Winners of the Amazing Race for Cheater Whoring.
January 18, 2009 at 11:17 pm
M’s to good to live blog? WHY DONT YOU FLAKE OUT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, M? break my heart, alluvyah.
January 18, 2009 at 11:17 pm
OMG, THIS GROVELING IS DISGUSTING.
January 18, 2009 at 11:18 pm
i konw seriously, jenny’s getting double teamed by lame and lamer.
January 18, 2009 at 11:18 pm
And we all know that, according to the Laws of Angie, ALL cheater whoring must be approved by one Skinny Bone Jones.
Such as.
January 18, 2009 at 11:19 pm
M: She’s got bad aim. (Re: Jenny)
January 18, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Srlsy, Alice: turn off the phone and email so you can have a conversation with Tasha.
January 18, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Yeah, shut up Nikki.
January 18, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Haha, a “conversation.” Ha.
January 18, 2009 at 11:24 pm
uh oh, mom’s mad
January 18, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Guest #1: Hetero-sexist? That doesn’t make any sense.
M: Non-word!
SBJ: *shakes head, tsks a few times*
January 18, 2009 at 11:25 pm
we’re catching a reshowing of the l word, so we’re watching it along withya!
January 18, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Dolly done smacked the sequins right into this episode, y’all.
MOTHERFUCK, HELENA, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING?
January 18, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Y’all are so sweet and true. I love you.
January 18, 2009 at 11:26 pm
leave helena alone, she misses dylan.
speaking of dylan, I miss dylan
January 18, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Oh, and Shane’s pants are SO Jack Skellington it’s not even funny.
January 18, 2009 at 11:27 pm
I don’t even know who Dylan is. I just remember Dusty. Is Dylan = Dusty?
January 18, 2009 at 11:28 pm
True: You don’t get medals for that.
You don’t get medals for doing what you are SUPPOSED to do. Gah.
January 18, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Look at Shane and her sad little Whole Foods paper bag.
Did Tasha just leave?
EFF YOU, SHANE!
You fucking fuck up fucking everything, you fucking fuck!
No! Not the motorcycle!
January 18, 2009 at 11:30 pm
Nice matching Jack Skellington t-shirt, slutface Nikki McWhoreMouth.
Oops, you’re Molly. My bad.
January 18, 2009 at 11:31 pm
That was the worst episode ever, I’m pretty sure.
I still would fuck Nikki in about a second as long as she wouldn’t speak.
January 18, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Ahahahahahahaha! Good one, B. No, really? You would? Of all of them?
January 18, 2009 at 11:36 pm
I love that Shane’s just another sad little street urchin, all over again. FULL CIRCLE. JUST LIKE MENSTRUATION. ZOMG. Kill me now.
January 18, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Molly’s cute.
None of these storylines are believable. I also think Illene Chaiken will never work again. She just got lucky with this show, so I hope she’s invested well.
January 18, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Skinny, yeah.
I loathe the fuck out of Shane. GROW THE FUCK UP, DUMBASS.
January 18, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Do you think that when Ilene wrote that line from Tina to Adele about “How do you live with yourself?” she felt a pang deep inside her unoriginal, sad little soul?
January 18, 2009 at 11:38 pm
ZOMG, PAPI’S HOUSE?!?!?!
Holy shit. If Papi is fucking Carmen, I just might die.
January 18, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Now, if I could fuck any character from the show, including all characters and all seasons, Carmen would be #1, Marina #2, and Helena #3. The rest would be Nikki & Molly.
January 18, 2009 at 11:42 pm
DYLAN
January 18, 2009 at 11:43 pm
I dunno why I love Tasha so much, but I am glad she just gave that fat-mouthed whore a smackdown.
Don’t these stupid bitches have any CLOTHES?!
January 18, 2009 at 11:45 pm
Hahaha and who knew liverwurst is what one needs to keep up their stamina?
January 18, 2009 at 11:45 pm
Hey, Bette, can you make your fucking promise INSIDE after you’ve put the goddamn BABY back in her goddamn BED?!?
Jackass.
January 18, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Are they having pony sex, what the hell?
January 18, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Dude, y’all, that “I’m serious” game is TOTES M & mines. Yes, I said mines, because it’s true.
WE STARTED IT.
January 18, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Shane lies beneath a cross. REPENT!
January 18, 2009 at 11:56 pm
SHOMANCE! Blah blah blah. God, Nikki, you’re so dumb.
January 18, 2009 at 11:57 pm
M: Shane probably doesn’t even have deodorant on.
January 18, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Cheater Whore Table: Shane, Alice, Bette.
Anti-cheater whores: Tina, Jenny, Tash.
January 18, 2009 at 11:59 pm
I.
Fucking.
Hate.
This.
Show.
So.
Much.
OMG
OMG
OMG.
January 19, 2009 at 12:00 am
and she has like no product in her hair or her whole foods bag. sad.
angie said “there’s nothing i hate worse than a stinky tomboy”