OMG, hookers. Here I am feeling all good about myself for having a healthy (read: non fattening) breakfast of egg whites and a smoothie and what do I click on? Only the sexiest, most luscious hunk of meat to ever parade around these parts. Feast your eyes on: The Bacon Explosion.
Mmmmm, I can hear certain friends of this blog drooling right now – you know who you are.
Yes, that is crispy, crumbly bacon rolling around on a pallet of sausage, being held in place by bacon rebar. Is it wrong that I want to immerse myself in this flavorful, juicy, meat construction? I think not.
I’m not gonna lie, the neatly crisscrossed pattern makes me think of a delicious, flaky pie crust lattice. Mmmm, pie + bacon. Sorry if I salivate on you.