oralsex_posterHello Internet People,

Today I would like to talk about a great imbalance in the world, an upset of such proportion that millions of women are denied their chance at true bliss; I am talking of course, about oral sex.  Specifically, the way it seems that far more men are getting their meat flute played than women getting their valleys yodeled in.   Why is this?  Does it have to do with the stage of relationship a couple is in?  As I recall, during the hot-n-heavy days of a relationship there is usually more than enough sexing of all the body parts happening, but when the sexing slows down and those comfortable, familiar (ahem, LAZY) patterns emerge it seems as though a dude can count on you for a beej to get things warmed up but won’t be making the trip down south with the same frequency.

And that old adage about women who get married and say, “Thank God I don’t have to blow him now!”, yeah…….how many men do you think walk around with the same sentiment?  I personally don’t know any men who would publicly claim relief at not having to go down on their woman, and yet I know far too many women who complain of not getting the kittycat love despite all their pole smoking.  Obviously, a lot of this has to do with whether you enjoy performing oral sex to begin with, but let’s assume we all do.  And why not?  It’s certainly pleasurable, it’s a fantastic way to warm up into a longer sex session, it’s perfect for quick starts, it’s good on it’s own and it’s a handy way to satisfy a partner when you don’t feel like fucking.  So, Men, what’s your problem??

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Most of you are intelligent enough to know a little something about the female anatomy, and can recognize that just banging away is not going to do it for a lot of us.  I know less women who can orgasm from straight intercourse than those who need some head to get the job done.  Is it fear of the unknown?  Because if you have questions, dude, you should just ask.  I promise you there is nothing scary down there, nothing that’s going to harm you or steal your wallet.  And hey!  You can always come to BCP and ask a lesbian! If you’re concerned that you don’t know what she likes or that you don’t know what to do, just relax and go slowly.  As long as you don’t bite or chew on her, you’re doing just fine.  You know how to French kiss, right?  Well, you’re basically French kissing her honeypot so there you go.  You have more control with your tongue than you do with your cock anyway, so if you just take it easy and enjoy yourself you really can’t go wrong.  And if you’re one of those guys who just flat out refuses to eat out, you need to get the fuck OVER yourself.    You are not special enough to be exempt from all foreplay, jackass.


So, let’s survey the crowd.  Who here IS getting enough head in their life?  Because I need to know what you’re doing that I’m not, I’m about to start handing out rebate cheques over here, man.  Everybody else, feel free to rant away.

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