I don’t know how Facebook has figured out I am in my 40s and divorced, but in addition to wrinkle cures, I also get ads for mature dating services. This one is hilarious, however, because I actually think they are trying to suggest that this Shrek-like person is someone desperate old hags like me might find attractive.

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Uhhh, Facebook? Thanks, but I’d rather be on my own. You might want to suggest to me some “oldies” who look like Sam Shepard or Denzel Washington or Kevin Bacon or Richard Gere, not the lost Stooge.