Me: You are vexing me right now. If I was there, I’d put you in a headlock.

Him: And I’d let you just so I could nuzzle your boob.

Me: But I’d be kneeing you in the face.

Him: And I wouldn’t mind because I’d be palming your ass.

Me: But then I’d bite you really hard.

Him: Your teeth are adorable.

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