Things that I am over:

– Celebrity Twitters. That Courtney Love one  broke my brain.

– Tax Season.

– Easter. Even with all that candy, I can’t suppress my ‘meh’.

– Michael Bay movies. No, I will not be seeing Transformers 2. I thought we exhausted the whole bigshow-improbable-actiony-summer-popcorn-bukkake genre in the early aughts. No? Just me? OK then, one final word: Sam Raimi. Spider-Man 3. I thought so.

– The Anna-Paquin’s-teef-sized gaps between new Gossip Girl eps. The fuck is with that? Which brings me to the thing that I am over the most:

– Urban Outfitters.

Jump, please.

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BONUS! Another thing I am also most certainly over:

-Karen O. As much as I enjoy the Yeah Yeah Yeahs’ music, I am really just sick to pieces of seeing her tired mop of helmet hair, her harsh makeup and increasingly ‘ridiculous for ridiculousness’ sake’ outfits. Please just tell me I’m not a complete asshole for kind of hating the whole studied, contrived sight of her. More to masticate upon mentally: she may or may not have paved the way for Lady GaGa’s runaway success. Really, mull that one over.

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OK, I’ll be over here. Running the kids off my lawn with a Super Soaker full of PolyDent. Don’t mind me.

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