Soooo, I reckon I’m about two months late on this one, but this has only just winged into my inbox (thanks, Mom!) and tickled my punny bone immensely.  If you weren’t aware, Ben & Jerry’s created a special Barack Obama flavor for the election in January, known as “Yes Pecan!” to benefit an educational fund. 

Some clever person(s) with unfulfilling job(s) did the logical thing and came up with a list of potential George W. Bush-themed ice cream flavors.  Fellow commie-liberal pun-lovers rejoice below.

Ben & Jerry created “Yes Pecan!” ice cream flavor for Obama. They then asked people to fill in the blank for the following:

For George W. they created “_________”.

Here are some of their favorite responses:

Grape Depression
Abu Grape
Cluster Fudge
Nut’n Accomplished
Iraqi Road
Chock ‘n Awe
WireTapioca
Impeach Cobbler
Guantanmallow
imPeachmint
Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker… Swirl
Heck of a Job, Brownie!
Neocon Politan
RockyRoad to Fascism
The Reese’s-cession
Cookie D’oh!
The Housing Crunch
Nougalar Proliferation
Death by Chocolate… and Torture
Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder
You’re Shitting In My Mouth And Calling It A Sundae
Credit Crunch
Mission Pecanplished
Country Pumpkin
Chunky Monkey in Chief
George Bush Doesn’t Care About Dark Chocolate
WMDelicious
Chocolate Chimp
Bloody Sundae
Caramel Preemptive? Stripe

So much to love here!  Feel free to call out which flavor you’re craving or offer your own suggestions.

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