I have always appreciated why women find Johnny Depp so hot, but I am one of those fickle fans who only finds him stunning when his hair is short. I do not go for the long, greasy-haired, badly dressed Johnny.

But feast your eyes on this. Yes, that piece of hair needs to be hacked off, but how hot is he here? The way he looks at the woman holding the cake before he blows out the candles? YES! I’LL HAVE A CORNER PIECE, PLEASE!