I couldn’t sleep last night.  Tossed and turned, wondered why my thumbs were falling asleep and tingling (one at a time, never together), tossed some more, shoved the cat for farting on my back, tossed again, woke up much earlier than I wanted with a grumbling belly, wondering why pancakes and bacon did not materialize by the bed.

And then, in the wee morning hours, the internet scared the ever lovin’ shit outta me.

(Reason for such horror)