What the fuck is this?

Mr. k found it in the pool filter, expired — thankfully.  At first I just took pics of it, sure it was one of the desert spiders I’ve read about, but then I noticed — this thing looks wicked.  And fucking creepy.  It has legs like a spider, body like a grasshopper and head like a scorpion.

I have not gone outside after dark since I saw this thing.  no.  thank.  you.