October 20, 2009
And just last week she had me so excited about the St. Louis Ram’s coif, damn you, Rihanna!
Also, why do women insist on that shade of lipstick? It’s hideous.
That lipstick color is gross and reminds me very much of Barbie.
I KNOOOOOOOOOOW. It doesn’t look good on ANYONE.
My mom and I used to fantasize about being the people who name lipsticks and nailpolish (dream job).
My first thought for this one was: Violet Coma. Or maybe Frostbite, for that pinky-gray hue… Something that suggest ill health and poor taste.
“Something that suggest ill health and poor taste.”
I dunno, “Lohan” just doesn’t have that zing to it.
Lohan Lilac? The alliteration is key, I feel.
Limp Lavender Lohan
(GET IT? Like erotica, but with liver failure.)
Obviously I am worried no one will get it.
For some reason I can’t reply to tailfeathers, but yeah, I got it, and it was great. Until you explained it. Then it was just romantic comedy cute, and no longer funny on its own merits.
Holy hell, it looks like her hair and make-up were courtesy of a mortician. GAH!
That child’s hair is killing me. Forget the color of her lipstick, I can’t get past the various shades in her hair.
I mean, it’s basically hovercraft hair, right?
What happened to this girl?
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