Hi! Remember me? I used to post things for you to read/ignore/steal/think about/waste conf call time on, but now all I do is dream about being able to do those things. I know I was all, “Damn The Man!” when I worked corporate and now I work for myself but still need The Man to pay me so I’m all, “Damn my lack of sick days and regulated salary!” First world problems, ftw. Anyway, I gotta get back to work because my hand made imported hipster panties made from the inner ear linings of albino unicorn foals won’t pay for themselves, so enjoy some history.