Just when you thought crappy reality programming on VH1 couldn’t get any worse, they spring this on us:
That’s right, friends, from the network that brought you Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, I Love New York, and I Love Money, we now have Brooke Knows Best – a spin-off of Hogan Knows Best.
I mean, sure, she may be a very nice girl and all, and I’m sure her parents just love her little bleach blonde self, but she can’t sing, dance, or act. She isn’t a musician and she doesn’t write music or lyrics, does she? What exactly is her talent?
And, come on, what is with this outfit? I’ve seen buttless chaps, but this is one step further – jeans made into a garter belt. Based on this outfit, the only thing Brooke knows is how to dress like a floozy.
One of the worst spin-offs ever.
Will someone please explain this to me? I’m afraid this means that people really will watch anydamnthing.
**Contributed by BAngieB!**
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July 16, 2008 at 10:45 am
You know what comes to mind when I see Brooke Hogan “trying too hard!”
P.S. I was wondering where the hell you guys went (re:Jezebelles or my favorite commenters). I was very, very late to the whole “Jezebel shot themselves in the foot” drama. Glad you ladies are doing it for yourselves!
July 16, 2008 at 10:45 am
my cousin is a floozy, she is insulted at the suggestion that she dresses in this manner.
July 16, 2008 at 10:51 am
To be fair, Brooke is the only Hogan not 1) in jail, 2) dating a disturbingly younger man or 3) Hulk Hogan. Perhaps she does, in fact, know best.
July 16, 2008 at 10:53 am
I like Brook Hogan cuz she’s like beautiful and awesome and she was on tv before and like I totes wanna be like her. Some people say she’s not a good role model cause she tells us it’s ok and stuff to like, cut up your jeans so people look at your ass and not anything else but I say fuck the haters, Brook! You go girl! And I’m like totally excited to watch her show and learn how to be an adult cuz like, being a girl is hard, ya know? But so much fun! God, I wish I knew Brook and I’d be like “hey Brook let’s sit at a bar and drink some wine and talk about crappy boys!”
July 16, 2008 at 10:59 am
I am constantly amazed that so much programming is devoted to people with no redeeming qualities. It is depressing, and makes me feel old.
July 16, 2008 at 11:00 am
es-ki-mo–OMG!! LOL!!
July 16, 2008 at 11:10 am
@NeverNikki: True, but knowing best, and knowing best in the Hogan family are two very different things.
It’s all relative really.
July 16, 2008 at 11:19 am
Her talent? Self promotion? I didn’t really have an opinion about this girl until she got so upset about mom dating a younger guy– but is good friends with her dad’s much younger GF? I hate the attitude that it is okay for men to date women young enough to be their daughters, but not okay for women to do the same. If I could be a cougar I totally would! I am more of a yeti, though.
July 16, 2008 at 11:29 am
I’m scared about how much you all seem to know about this.
Why? Just, why?
July 16, 2008 at 11:51 am
those are assless chaps for the cutoff-wearing-construction worker’s* fantasy porn.
*construction workers are great, all don’t wear cutoffs, political correctness, world peace, blah, blah, etc.
July 16, 2008 at 11:55 am
I love me some crappy reality TV, But I ain’t gonna be watching this. But here’s hoping that Heather from the first season of “Rock of Love” gets her own series soon.
July 16, 2008 at 12:00 pm
@bowling: and kicks some more daisy ass
July 16, 2008 at 12:04 pm
@ bowlingfordollars, angiesyounglover: Heather should just have her own show where she storms the faux stages of other shows and beats on annoying reality stars. The show will be called – Heather Knows Best – How to Kick Your Ass.
July 16, 2008 at 12:07 pm
@es-ki-mo: it doesn’t even have to be a rock of love IV reunion. no reality show reunion stage is off limits. if the apprentice was still around, she’d grab trump’s “hair” and whip him around and say “you’re fuckin fired, you fuckin’ skank! you’re a slut and you know it!”
July 16, 2008 at 12:19 pm
@ angiesyounglover: And then she forces everyone she beats up to get a tat on the back of their neck. “C’mon Donald – you’re gonna get ‘Heather’ tattooed on your neck and you’re gonna like it, bitch.’
July 16, 2008 at 12:19 pm
She’s the White “Lil’ Magic”:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/5052/in-living-color-lil-magics-audition#x-4,vclip,7
If this posts twice, my bad.
July 16, 2008 at 12:20 pm
@oversidi: I thought Brooke was friends with her dad’s GF before they started dating, but was pissed about the relationship. I have no way of backing this up, though, so I could be completely off base.
July 16, 2008 at 12:25 pm
@cate3710: was the GF twenttyyyyyy….one?
July 16, 2008 at 12:25 pm
coopergirl,
I can’t speak for anyone else, but I personally am recuperating from a serious illness, stuck in bed, and read a lot of shit on the interwebz. I do have Proust here, but the drugs make anything serious hard to follow. Well, you know, not Proust, but some of his work.
I don’t watch tv at all- just know this shit cause I have nothing much else to do right now. And nothing much else I can do.
So don’t be afraid :)
love
oversidi
July 16, 2008 at 12:28 pm
@ coopergirl: I majored in Hoganism at Aaron Spelling University, with a minor in Reality TV Skanks.
July 16, 2008 at 12:34 pm
@eskimo, stop making me laugh, the stitches hurt!
@cate3710, that might be. I’ll look it up ;)
I am dozing off from pain meds, so you all have a good day.
July 16, 2008 at 12:35 pm
@es-ki-mo: you got in?? dayum, gurl, i got rejected. so now i’m attending my back up, Heather’s School of Cosmetology with a concentration in Guarantted Bed Time With a Rockstar Who Will Reject You But Keep You Around For Side Play Eye Makeup. i know. mom’s really proud!!!
July 16, 2008 at 12:37 pm
@angiesyounglover: You go to HSC? I think we’re gonna play you guys in the Mud Bowl this year.
July 16, 2008 at 12:38 pm
@angiesyounglover: i know how to spell guaranteed, i swear.
July 16, 2008 at 12:40 pm
@es-ki-mo: yeah, tell your hoes to NOT pull Brett’s weave out of excitment this year, yeah? if he gets pissed, heather gets pissed, and we’ll all have to run laps WITH our clothes on. i know. sucks.
July 16, 2008 at 1:32 pm
es-ki-mo/AYL: Hey, now, you gotta keep it classy…use Old English.
July 16, 2008 at 2:37 pm
What exactly does Brooke know best about? Being off-pitch? Getting your own TV show called Brooke Knows Best when she really doesn’t know anything?
That makes my head hurt.
July 16, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Seems someone at Jezebel reads this blog. They’ve posted today about there being a Rock of Love 3 in early 2009.
No, I didn’t bother to read the post. I went to VH1.com. I didn’t want to give you-know-who a pageview.
http://blog.vh1.com/2008-07-16/rock-of-love-3-its-onwith-bret/
July 16, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Ms. Dollars, stop being a mean girl.
July 16, 2008 at 4:22 pm
he has got to be out of his damn weaved mind. i think, that if they must have a 3rd season, that they should do it allstar style with a select crew from the previous seasons.
(for trashevision purposes only,)heather’s a must, daisy’s a must, rodeo’s a must, and tiffany, miss don’t-threaten-me-with-a-good-time, is a motherfuckin must.
July 16, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Now, Bowling, behave yourself.
Unless/until they magically produce a lesbian feature, at which point I will cut them (and you know that shit will read like Tila Tequila on Viagra, yo).