As Trixie mentioned in an earlier post, it has been quite the year here in Buttercupland. This past year I took a flying leap out of my comfort zone and landed…. in Dollywood, where I met a lot of you internet peoples for the first time. Getting to know you guys has been the highlight of the past 12 months, and without you I’d probably not have survived this hectic-ass period of my life. I not only gained a blog, a husband, a home of my own, but a whole new family peopled with like-minded hookers from all over the world. Yaaay! We all need matching heart necklaces that say “Fuck My Face” just like Diablo Cody and her friends…. Or not!
OMGChineseRodStewartImpersonatorInterlude:
I fucking love YouTube.
Anyway, not to play favorites or anything, but each of us Buttercups is going to do a post calling out some of you commenters. My picks are after the jump.
(Warning! Potential diabetic shock after the jump! Insulin at the ready!)
If BCP had a yearbook, here’s what I would write in y’all’s:
Haguenite
I just love that the internet opens up the whole world to friendship. Like, seriously, how else could we ‘know’ each other were it not for the world wide innertubes? I mean, I’ve never even been to The Netherlands, and I’m not sure that I will go anytime soon, but here we are, pals! Anyway, my favorite thing about you is how you always have some funny story to tell. I could post about getting attacked by a raccoon whilst yodeling in a canoe and you’d have a similar tale to tell. And that is awesome. Can’t wait to meet face to face once you set up camp in New York!!
LYLAS!!!1!!
AGreenEyedDevil
Our very own lil’ devil. You are all at once as cranky and surly as I, but at the same time you’re all tender and sweet and gooey, especially when it comes to animals. When told of my canoeing accident, you’d probably snark about camping trips and then inquire after the raccoon. Love!
TOTES BFFs 4EVs!!!!
SarahHeartburn
Not only is it so immensely flattering that one of my favorite commies from Gawker and Jez followed us here, but you’ve always got such fantastic advice for us! I’ve learned so much from you, man. You’re like the cool big sister I never had. I mean, I have two big sisters, but they’re not that cool on the mentor tip. While you’re teaching me how to deal with my “woman time”, they’re sitting on my lap and farting and nagging me to go fetch their dacquiris. Siiiigh.
—^—>—-^—-<@ The Rose of Friendship! Pass it on!
Nadarine
Do I even need to say it? You kick ass. I misss youuuuuu!
SWAK —-> *mUaH!*
J Gold
YOU! You live across the state from me, yet we haven’t seen each other in AGES! Hell, we’ll probably see more of each other once you move to NYC. Stay Gold, Ponygirl!
Love Ya’s *~xOxO~*
SkinnyBonesJones
Giiiiirl, shoot! My favorite thing about you, as a BCP commenter, is that you get SO OMG PEEPANTS excited over makeup posts. That’s only one reason. why. I luuuu Yoo!
Have a great summer! Fun in the SUN!
CeeJee
Another of our Jez originals, and an original in your own right. You always crack my ass up on the relationship posts. So happy to have you here!
Hey Sweeteeye! U R so sweet, don’t evr change!
Cate3710
Um, hey, where have you been lately, missy? Anyway, I always love your input on the beauty posts. Come back to meeeee!
2 cool2 be———–4 gotten!!
M
You know a commenter is endeared to you when you begin writing jokes with them in mind. Which is what I always end up doing with you, M. No elaborately constructed insult or random, irreverent zinger ever gets by you. I think you prolly ‘get’ my sense of humor best. HUZZAH! (<— See, I knew you’d appreciate that banner!)
Hey Gurrrl! I’m kinda running out of twee shit to say, so just know that I’ll B there 4 U 4Eva! Save me a spot next 2 U in the mush line at the nursing home!
To the rest of ye’s: If you’re not on here, it isn’t because you aren’t loved- YOU ARE!- I just have to get back to work, but I could seriously go all day. Hope this post didn’t make you puke too bad! Hearts!!!!!
March 25, 2009 at 8:43 am
M, you big fairy you.
March 25, 2009 at 10:53 pm
you are so jealous right now!
March 26, 2009 at 9:48 am
does it show? you just don’t want to share your BIG FAIRY GAY WINGS with me. fine, I see how you are.
March 25, 2009 at 8:56 am
HA! That video intro sounds like “Wind Beneath My Wings”. For a while there I was terribly confused.
When I clicked on the jump I was hoping and praying that I wouldn’t be there, but you found a lovely way of saying I always make stuff about me (which is so true), so thank you!
March 25, 2009 at 9:50 am
Wow. Thanks! If I could blush, I would. ;-)
March 25, 2009 at 10:00 am
¡Vaya! I’m really touched. I’m home sick today with thh flu (either that or someone threw me out the window last night, jeezus does everything hurt). I was feeling pretty glum till I real this. ¡Gracias, bonita!
March 25, 2009 at 10:23 am
Panda et al, you warm The Devil’s icy heart! BCP reminds me every day that something of quality exists in this world, beyond my beloved fur babies.
March 25, 2009 at 12:08 pm
I feel so special!
Lately ever spare minute of internet time has been devoted to obsessively refreshing the Craigslist apartment listings, but I signed a lease on Monday, so I’ll be around a lot more again.
March 25, 2009 at 12:29 pm
You’re my favorite Panda, BDJ. <3
March 25, 2009 at 1:22 pm
I am SO coming to Memphis this summer! My boy wants to visit his twin there, and I want to visit YOOOOOUUUU!!! (I’m also gonna come visit the NY bishes, and MBB, cause Myrtle Beach is how I roll.) I am SOOO fucking excited about this that I am FORCED to use ALLCAPS AND TOO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!! MY LOVE FOR YOU ALL IS AS BIG AS KANYE’S EGO!!!!!!
March 26, 2009 at 9:31 am
Hmph. I was just about to tell Panda to back off JGold b/c you’re MINE IN THE SUMMERTIME, and now I see you’re going to be sharing the love this summer.
I guess this is okay.
March 26, 2009 at 9:49 am
I think you should make them wrassle for it.
March 25, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Also, I’m sending your ass a beauty question about wrinkles today on Facebook, cause all your other beauty advice has been the biggity bomb. I am a total rinse in the morning, wash at night, blush-wearing, old-school Barbie makeup for night follower.
March 25, 2009 at 5:46 pm
I’M THE FIRST TO SIGN YOUR CRACK!!!!
Sorry, I just had to do that with all the yearbook love!
March 25, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Aww!
March 25, 2009 at 10:56 pm
You knew I was gonna say it, so I’ll just say it:
TENDERCOME.
I heart!
March 26, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Yep. PandaBiscuit Tendercome.
March 25, 2009 at 11:01 pm
it’s so true! you always say something so awful, i can’t help but laugh (but at the same time, i feel kinda dickish!!)
every now and then, out of nowhere, i will yell out ‘colossal squid eyes’ and start cackling all over again!
March 25, 2009 at 11:02 pm
It’s true. Even the petite says colossal squid eyes, Panda. Look what you’ve done to our household!