Check Your Eyebrowns, Mami!

Hey y’all! I know I haven’t posted in forever, but my boss is using “these economic times” as an excuse to work me like an American journalist in a North Korean labor camp. (Too soon? Yes. I’m already sorry. This joke is pretty much relying on the fact that Lee and Ling will be freed. Al Gore’s lips will perform delicate butterfly kisses on Kim Jong Il’s pimpled old-lady-man rear very soon. Because that’s all he wants. He’s ronery. So ronery. So ronery and sadry arone. In his military-chic Chico’s wardrobe.) But seriously, I’m swamped at work and blogging must suffer. But, as this next video proves, makeup will go on. And on. And on. 

I’m already in line for my Baby Smiley fan club t-shirt. It’ll look so good with my Octomom’s-cervix-sized hoop earrings and these airbrushed nails with portraits of Selina on them. I am a tuff-ass put. Do not mess.

 

Pets Who Love Too Much: Part II

(As a SORT OF follow up to Trixie’s post on her adoring kitty).  I would probably be distressed if I had a sweet, scrawny pre-teen daughter dancing her heart out like this, in her best Britney Spears impression.  But I would cherish this video forever.  I like how she carries on, like a real pro, instead of screaming, “Mooooooommmm!!!  Buddy’s messing with the snake again in the middle of my routiiiiiiinnnnee!”

 

YouTube Hilarity

Sometimes the best part about YouTube are the comments below the videos. Unlike Perez Hilton, where the commenters are routinely brain-deficient (!!FIRST!!@!!!), or egghead sites like Buttercup Punch where the commenters are all so articulate and intelligent that it’s almost intimidating, YouTube is a democratic mix of the two. Take the exchange between two who showed up to watch this video of the plane crashing into the Hudson on Thursday:

unclesahm: THIS IS PROOF THE US DID 9/11!!! Those are DEFINITELY the TWIN TOWERS, because they were 60 stories shorter than the OFFICIAL story AND in MIDTOWN and with a PLATE GLASS EXTERIOR. This is obviously a video of a previous attempt by the US GOVERNMENT to take them down but that was ABORTED before it could happen. THE TRUTH ABOUT 9/11 WILL COME OUT!!!1!

Tammyawilson: Those aren’t the Twin Towers, moron. It’s the Time Warner Center.

Short, sweet and effective, Tammy A. Wilson!

 

Today’s Laugh

And oh how I laughed.