Combined Age = 39…….LESS THAN 40yrs OF LIFE

I’m just sayin’.

 

And Now, A Little Funny..

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh, Lindsay *wipes tears (of laughter) from eye*, you’re such a kidder.

 

A Relapse!

Yes!  Eminem is finally releasing his new album and I can’t wait to hear it.  This is the first video from the new album, ‘Relapse’.  As is typical for Slim Shady, he is poking fun at celebs who court the tabloids and while the hook of the song is not my favorite, the lyrics are Marshall Mathers all the way.

I really like Eminem as a rapper and entertainer because he uses his own experiences with life for his material, real shit that really happened and had real effects.  I am not forced to sit through bullshit lines about bling (jewelry), whips (cars), dubs (rims), rep(reputation) or scrippers and making it rain (tossing paper money at strippers exotic dancers).  His rhymes are enjoyably inventive and I can appreciate his skills as a storyteller AND a dope rapper.  And the best part is, NO AUTO-TUNE SHIT.  At least, I fucking hope not.

This one has been playing on Shade45 – I like it better than the first one.

 

Every Little Thing She Does is Magic: BAngieB Comes Face to Face With Her Pretty, Pretty, Pretty, Pretty, Exceptionally Pretty, Even Prettier In Person, Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Girl

 

Now that I live in New York City (well, I live in NowImPissed’s basement in Brooklyn, but same difference), I knew the day would soon come when I would see my pretty, pretty girl in the flesh.  After only two weeks, it happened Monday night.

Lindsay held the launch of her leggings line (“6126” – Marilyn Monroe’s birthdate) at Henri Bendel (an iconic department store housed in three townhouses with Lalique windows on 5th Avenue – a place where S and B would totally shop).  I arrived around 6:30 p.m. and there was a mob on the sidewalk outside … crazy paps, screaming teenagers, and a large number of gay teenaged boys.  The person who seemed most excited was a small boy, and he was FIRED up.  The store was full of crazed fans and the doormen were keeping everyone out.  People were pushing and arguing.  Now, here’s where being a well-dressed, all-the-way grown up person with a nice bag served me well:  when the doorman blocked my entry to the store I adopted bitchface and asked him “what is going on” and stated “I need makeup” and he apologized and led me inside. 

As Lindsay walked by us, I thought “Hmmm, I should have worn a `BAngie’ hat…you know, just in case.”  The photo above is a shot I snapped of her as she walked past me.

 

So Lilo is a Lezzie and I Am Heartened That No One Really Cares

You see this picture here? It’s Lindsay Lohan, cuddling up to her girlfriend, who has been sporting a substantial hickey on her neck apparently applied by the troubled Linds herself.

That’s right — one of Hollywood’s most famous young starlets is openly involved in a same-sex relationship, and no one seems to care!

I am so thrilled by this development. Could it mean that finally, the world has turned a corner and the sexual preferences of movie stars are simply irrelevant now? Or am I being naive?

Could it be that no one cares because:

A. Lindsay’s career is dead so what does it matter who she’s banging since she may never star in another movie again.

B. They are girls and everyone likes the notion of a little girl-on-girl action, and if it was Jake Gyllenhaal sitting there nuzzling some hot young cute guy, all hell would break loose.

C. WOULD it be an entirely different story if it were a young male star and his young male lover?

D. Does everyone hate Dina Lohan so much that the notion of Lindsay’s sexual proclivities bothering her has caused us all to root for Lindsay and hope and pray that she emerges as the lesbian poster child of her generation, dashing her mother’s pathetic dreams that she settle down and have babies with someone like Clooney after making billions of dollars for Dina.

Please debate!